Thread: Corrupted Wishes Game

Granted, but then Ringo Starr mentions that you were the insperation for their new single that they made up, '(Winston was a) Chain-Smokin' Churchill.'

*ahem, wish! Wish!*

I wish Ol'Fartsy didn't have ADHD... (jk, man)

Granted but now he can only focus on one thing: you. He becomes obsessed with you and will call you at all hours of the day....and night.

I wish the temperature here would stay in the 70s.

Granted, but at night the grey wolves come and eat all your food and then you & your family!

I wish I could be like Logan/Wolverine.

Granted, but you're not very adept with your claws. Your eye itches, you scratch, and... Ewwwwww.

I wish I could join the Avenger's team as Sloth Boy.

Granted but shortly after approving your application form they reconsidered your name and rejected you due to the connotations of 'sloth'. You didn't find out until you read this forum post because you are too lazy to check your email regularly.


I wish I wasn't at work right now

Granted but instead you are trapped in the far reaches of Siberia with no electricity and no indoor plumbing.

I wish that it would rain now.

Granted, but you are trapped in your office because the rain is coming down in a horrid way.

I wish I was at E3!

Granted. But I heard it wasn't very good. As soon as you're there, you wish you were somewhere else.

I wish I had a space elevator in my back yard.

Granted, but it only goes to the most hostal of planets in the Fabrizianoidalok galaxy, Planet Brangalinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a!

I wish I had a movie deal.

Granted, but the they brought in studio writers to 'fix it up a bit' and not only did you take your name off but Alan Smithee directed.

I wish I was back at work where I had one boss instead of a dozen and a half.

Granted. But your new boss is a boss who looks like from Heaven but is a Hellspawn. She will burn you if she catches you napping at you cubicle.

I wish I was a game tester!

Granted, but the games they make you test are so violent and disturbing that they make you hear voices...

I wish I had that wonder drug from Limitless.

Granted, but it makes you highly allergic to everything and everyone!

I wish I was as cool as James Dean!