Thread: Corrupted Wishes Game

Granted you don´t wear anything anymore

I wish I could stay a bit longer

Granted but the rays from the monitor burn out your pretty green eyes.

I wish I hadn't laughed at TGLB saying she's "sexy."

You like green eyes too much for that

Granted but you can´t laugh at all anymore ever again

I wish I could make DD do whatever I wanted

Granted, but you'd enjoy me too much.

I wish Mystique would ditch her husband and marry me.

Well I think I wouldn´t mind

Granted, but I was pregnant before I left him and give birth to nine babies. They drive you insane

I wish I didn´t have to corrupt that last wish

Granted, but you now have cancer.

I wish I had the power to give people horrible diseases.

Granted. But... you look in the mirror and your powers rebound giving you the horrible disease. Before you could give it to anyone else, you die.

I wish people would post on here already...

Granted but then you can never post again

I wish I was not just woken up by stupid people at my door

Granted, but then you were woken up by stupid ppl who appeared in your bed.

I wish i didn't feel the obligation to clean up before friends come over tomorrow.

Granted but they never come again

I wish my hand did not hurt

granted, but you loose all feeling of it.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but you get mistaken as a bird. You get shot by a hunter.
I wish my body would just work itself out.

Granted. Unfortunately, your body literally works itself out. Now all your veins and sinews and muscle tissues and digestive cords are dangling out.

I wish I could kiss Christian Bale.

Granted. But it turns out he's your son from the future who time traveled to the past (the present) to save the world.

I wish there was a way to see if your story is a good story with out actually having to share it with anyone. (I hate sharing my work :/ )

Granted, but it really doesn't matter if it's a good story to anyone other than you if you never share it with anyone.

I wish my neighbors would shut up once in a while.