Corrupted Wishes Game

**chimchimski** · 03-13-2008, 04:08 AM

Now how can I corrupt that...

Granted, the person or source of your unhappy mood shall be cursed to wander the globe forever followed by a thousand pesky flies! And One singing Unicorn, a Nude Gnome..and twelve unsightly liver spotted nudist.

I wish I could cheer you up.

**rumpole40k** · 03-13-2008, 04:12 AM

You made me smile in spite of everything.

Thank you.

I wish I was good at telling jokes.

**chimchimski** · 03-13-2008, 04:20 AM

I'm glad...I've been trying.

Granted, you are the funniest man alive...now you're wanted to entertain at parties, weddings, and other assorted get togethers.

I wish my sister-in-law had better dental hygene.

**rumpole40k** · 03-13-2008, 04:22 AM

No offense but - GROSS!

Granted! But now hat's all she wants to talk about and being pestering you at home, school, even on the forums just to discuss it.

I wish I was a better dancer.

**chimchimski** · 03-13-2008, 04:31 AM

Granted, now you're constantly being tortured to appear on dancing with the stars.

I wish I wasn't in such a tickled mood!

**rumpole40k** · 03-13-2008, 04:33 AM

Granted! Now you're just begin tickled!

I wish my cat was a tiger. (Hey, same benefits as a guard dog but much cooler!)

**chimchimski** · 03-13-2008, 04:51 AM

Granted, but now tiger kitty wount let you through your own door.

I wish I could covey how wonderful I feel on a perfect morning.

**rumpole40k** · 03-13-2008, 04:53 AM

Granted!! But you can only express it in the secret language of the Chims.

I wish I had a PHD.

**chimchimski** · 03-13-2008, 04:58 AM

Granted, but now your so smart your head can't get through the door of your car.

I wish I could go to Italy some day.

**rumpole40k** · 03-13-2008, 04:59 AM

Granted!! You are in Italy specifically right on top of the Leaning Tower.

I wish I spoke Mandarin.

**papertears** · 03-13-2008, 05:00 AM

Granted, but the subtitles are in Cantonese!

I wish my hair was purple.

**rumpole40k** · 03-13-2008, 05:02 AM

Granted but so is your skin.

I wish I knew tomorrow's lotto numbers.

**chimchimski** · 03-13-2008, 05:04 AM

Granted, but then you'd have to split the winnings.

I wish I knew why some people don't know how to drive worth a shit.sorry..really..

**papertears** · 03-13-2008, 05:06 AM

Granted, you understand idiots, but you become one for 30 minutes.

I wish road rage caused itching.

**rumpole40k** · 03-13-2008, 05:06 AM

Granted!! Th reason is they love pissing off other drivers (This really is my theory!) Unfortunately, the knowledge makes you even more pissed.

I wish I was ruler of NY

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