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    Now how can I corrupt that...

    Granted, the person or source of your unhappy mood shall be cursed to wander the globe forever followed by a thousand pesky flies! And One singing Unicorn, a Nude Gnome..and twelve unsightly liver spotted nudist.

    I wish I could cheer you up.
    ~Robin~

    ~There's nothing wrong with dreaming, as long as you keep your feet on the ground.~

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    You made me smile in spite of everything. Thank you.

    I wish I was good at telling jokes.
    A humble wolf with dreams of being on a stamp, releasing an autobiography, having a film made showing his daily struggles, having a world wide fan club... - Code Red

    "Doing? You're doing what ANY sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. You're going mad." - The Killing Joke.

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    I'm glad...I've been trying.

    Granted, you are the funniest man alive...now you're wanted to entertain at parties, weddings, and other assorted get togethers.

    I wish my sister-in-law had better dental hygene.
    ~Robin~

    ~There's nothing wrong with dreaming, as long as you keep your feet on the ground.~

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    No offense but - GROSS!

    Granted! But now hat's all she wants to talk about and being pestering you at home, school, even on the forums just to discuss it.

    I wish I was a better dancer.
    A humble wolf with dreams of being on a stamp, releasing an autobiography, having a film made showing his daily struggles, having a world wide fan club... - Code Red

    "Doing? You're doing what ANY sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. You're going mad." - The Killing Joke.

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    Granted, now you're constantly being tortured to appear on dancing with the stars.

    I wish I wasn't in such a tickled mood!
    ~Robin~

    ~There's nothing wrong with dreaming, as long as you keep your feet on the ground.~

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    Granted! Now you're just begin tickled!

    I wish my cat was a tiger. (Hey, same benefits as a guard dog but much cooler!)
    A humble wolf with dreams of being on a stamp, releasing an autobiography, having a film made showing his daily struggles, having a world wide fan club... - Code Red

    "Doing? You're doing what ANY sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. You're going mad." - The Killing Joke.

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    Granted, but now tiger kitty wount let you through your own door.

    I wish I could covey how wonderful I feel on a perfect morning.
    ~Robin~

    ~There's nothing wrong with dreaming, as long as you keep your feet on the ground.~

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    Granted!! But you can only express it in the secret language of the Chims.

    I wish I had a PHD.
    A humble wolf with dreams of being on a stamp, releasing an autobiography, having a film made showing his daily struggles, having a world wide fan club... - Code Red

    "Doing? You're doing what ANY sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. You're going mad." - The Killing Joke.

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    Granted, but now your so smart your head can't get through the door of your car.

    I wish I could go to Italy some day.
    ~Robin~

    ~There's nothing wrong with dreaming, as long as you keep your feet on the ground.~

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    Granted!! You are in Italy specifically right on top of the Leaning Tower.

    I wish I spoke Mandarin.
    A humble wolf with dreams of being on a stamp, releasing an autobiography, having a film made showing his daily struggles, having a world wide fan club... - Code Red

    "Doing? You're doing what ANY sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. You're going mad." - The Killing Joke.

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    Granted, but the subtitles are in Cantonese!

    I wish my hair was purple.
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    Granted but so is your skin.

    I wish I knew tomorrow's lotto numbers.
    A humble wolf with dreams of being on a stamp, releasing an autobiography, having a film made showing his daily struggles, having a world wide fan club... - Code Red

    "Doing? You're doing what ANY sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. You're going mad." - The Killing Joke.

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    Granted, but then you'd have to split the winnings.

    I wish I knew why some people don't know how to drive worth a shit.sorry..really..
    ~Robin~

    ~There's nothing wrong with dreaming, as long as you keep your feet on the ground.~

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    Granted, you understand idiots, but you become one for 30 minutes.

    I wish road rage caused itching.
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    Granted!! Th reason is they love pissing off other drivers (This really is my theory!) Unfortunately, the knowledge makes you even more pissed.

    I wish I was ruler of NY
    A humble wolf with dreams of being on a stamp, releasing an autobiography, having a film made showing his daily struggles, having a world wide fan club... - Code Red

    "Doing? You're doing what ANY sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. You're going mad." - The Killing Joke.

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