Corrupted Wishes Game

**chimchimski** · 03-07-2008, 05:03 AM

Granted, and because teachers desearve more..no curse on that one.

Good Night to you Dark One

I wish I had a sleep Aid

**CodeRed** · 03-07-2008, 04:28 PM

Granted. You now own a copy of the book 'Advanced Techniques for Counting Sheep'.

I wish I could play the piano.

**chimchimski** · 03-07-2008, 05:34 PM

Granted, but you become a master piano player and the constant concerts keep you from ever being able to post on the WF ever again.

I wish I had a Margarita.

**rumpole40k** · 03-07-2008, 06:43 PM

Granted. An old man with an smelly dog appears before you. His name is Harvey Margarita, and he's all yours.

I wish this was a three day weekend.

**smilinghelps** · 03-07-2008, 07:11 PM

Granted, a three day weekend right before a 21 day work week.

I wish my eyes weren't getting so tired looking at the computer right now.

**chimchimski** · 03-07-2008, 08:30 PM

Granted, but now your fingers hurt from all the typing.

I wish I already had my nails done

**rumpole40k** · 03-08-2008, 01:54 AM

Granted, but they were done by a blind person.

I wish it would stop raining.

**CodeRed** · 03-08-2008, 03:48 AM

Granted. The rain is now suspended in mid-air, causing mass panic at the strange weather phenomenon and world wide belief that the end is nigh - your house is being looted right now...

I wish I had a pony.

**rumpole40k** · 03-08-2008, 03:53 AM

Granted. An incontinent pony appears right in your living room. Look out I think he's gonna ...ewww... I'm not cleaning that up.

I wish my magazine would arrive.

**CodeRed** · 03-08-2008, 03:55 AM

Granted, but I use it to clean up the mess from that pony.

I wish I had remembered to re-fill the ice cube trays last night.

**rumpole40k** · 03-08-2008, 03:59 AM

Granted. Yum beet juice ice cubes.

I wish this wine was colder.

**CodeRed** · 03-08-2008, 04:06 AM

Granted, it is now so cold your lips freeze to the glass, causing awful injuries when removed.

I wish I could draw well.

**rumpole40k** · 03-08-2008, 04:13 AM

Granted! You can draw on par with some of the art world's greatest masters. You are especially good with the eyes. Those eyes ... they seem to be following me ... No! stop watching me ... Arrrghhhh!

I wish I never threw out the notes for a potential article.

**CodeRed** · 03-08-2008, 04:21 AM

Granted. You kept the notes on your bedside table, unfortunately, they were stolen when your house was being looted and now someone else just recieved world wide praise for the revelations contained therein...there's even talk of a Nobel prize.

I wish I had an mp3 player.

**rumpole40k** · 03-08-2008, 04:23 AM

Granted, but all it plays is elevator muzak.

I wish I won the Nobel Prize.

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