OK, everyone . . . I have a new game for us all to play. It's called the Sucky Sentence Game! Now, it's fairly easy to play. Just think of a crappy, overly-detailed, painful-to-read sentence like the one I have listed right below:
In acquired admiration of the respected soldier, Lieutenant Derard Hutchins saluted with his right hand raised high, then lowered it with experienced agility to his side and watched as the soldier returned, gracefully, the show of respect to the individual that had raised him from being a simple, computer-loving teenager, to being an enduring, skilled, combat-friendly war hero at only the age of twenty-two.
Doesn't it read like pure crap, almost as though it came from a poorly-written history book article?

To qualify, just submit and see how your horrible sentence compares with that of others. Enjoy!