Thread: Post Baseless Lies About The Person Above

(ha ha)

Chuffmonkey has never brushed her teeth and as a result, when she smiles she looks like a cross between a walrus and licorice.

MaggieMoo eats fried kitty-ears and then goes and experiments with Diet Coke and Mentos geysers!

(Nooo. )

Ol' Fartsy wears a nappy because he's scared of toilets.

MaggieMoo is terrorfied of flyed lice with her ro main (flyed lice= fried rice and ro main= lo mein)

Ol' Fartsy lives on the top of a mountain with irate llamas

MaggieMoo was just fine when she started out. Now she is a raving lunatic babeling on about llamas and moutains.

Ol' Fartsy owns every movie starring Keanu Reeves, but has never watched any of them for fear of his hair.

Cadence is addicted to Dora the Explorer. When he's not watching Dora, he watches Go, Diego, Go!

Raptor980 is so addicted to velociraptors that he wishes to be geneticly enhanced like them.

Ol' Fartsy takes showers with all of his clothes on.

Raptor980 is a materialistic spoilt brat and demaned an itchy-fanny, after the other kids told him it was a Japanese motorbike

Chuffmonkey is the only person in the world to be allergic to yhe diet pill Delcomyalgie.

Ol' Fartsy uses his avatar to reveal another side of his evil plot to take over Hopeville.

MaggieMoo is in a deal with Paramount to make a movie on Margot Kidder and Christopfer Reeve's affair during Superman (197.

Ol' Fartsy believes he is Christopher Reeves and tries to fly off tall buildings.