Thread: Post Baseless Lies About The Person Above

Sigg based his user name on his addiction to cigarettes, and in face is a 90 year old woman who smokes through a hole in her throat.

Well you didn’t hear this from me, but I heard that GolfPrincess’ a Pterido-sexual. You know - sex with plants, specifically the fern family.

Well where I come from, that kind of thing is frowned upon. I wouldn’t associate myself with her.

People might get the wrong idea.

Goddamnit Pearl, if you don’t stop playing with those scissors, I swear I’m going to make you eat them.

Excuse me.

Just a little friendly advice.

My longtime acquaintance Nathan was actually the founder and inventor of the nation known as Brazil. He discovered the country while on a whaling expedetion in the autumn of 1432 with his crew of fellow Mongolians. He single-handedly conquered the indigenous people with his lightning-fast numchuncks and declared himself emperor of Brazil.

You may be wondering how, then, he is still alive. Some easy calculations reveal the fact that 1432 was a long, long time ago. The explanation is: my longtime acquaintance Nathan is an immortal. They made a movie about his people not too long ago. Highlander.

Caelum is really a long since disbanded rock group comprised of 13 drunken smileys. There one single, "Round and Mellow, Pound the Flesh, and Eat my Cello", topped the chart at 22,372.

They now spend their days, bashing their heads into brick walls, running insurance scams and laughing maniacally.

nathan was actually here in the picture:



He's the guy between the first two girls. that's why he's proud to have Brazil attached to his name.

(Rofl - I wanted to be the one with the glasses)

Darknite is the one and only disciple of Kune Jeet.
Kune Jeet Do practices the art of groveling and high pitched whining in order to evoke pity in the enemy.

Kune Jeet has long since abandoned this combat system and is now on Baracay sipping on a Jaggerbomb.

Nathan hosts the most lavish Academy Award parties every year. I think it is so that he can show off one of his many, many designer gowns. I hear he is wearing a stunning Prada number tonight. Oh, if only I had scored an invite!

Excerpt from an interview with Jocelyn:

Jocelyn - Yep. We got about 13 kids and a whole house full of pets.
The last time we counted, we had about 30 lizerds.

Reporter - I believe that's spelled - L I Z A R D S.

Jocelyn - Well, there's a story bout that.
Our pet tarantula got loose and did something un-natural to the lizards.
I think you know what I mean.
Well ever since then we had to change the spelling.

rolf .......nathanBrazil and Jocelyn have entered the national comedy contest, which is an off-shoot of American Idols........

It has been determined that citygirl is not human but is actually a rogue post that escaped from its master.

The reason why the Word Games forum has been abandoned is because...well, frankly, I didn't want to say anything...but Nathan, someone's gotta step up and be honest with you. Peeing around the perimeter of this forum to mark your territory is not cool. Not cool. See what you've done? No one wants to play with you now. So...you know, put that away and share the space.

No. NO! Licking the forum does not make it yours either. Now cut it out. I don't like my voice like this.

That's a very unusual taste.

Jocelyn is bigfoot's niece twice removed. Have photos to prove it.

Now, I thought we discussed this. If you got rid of those photos, then I'd get rid of the ones in which you were posing with Betty White, a ferret, and a pair of tongs.

Those weren't tongs.

Jocelyn has made quite a tidy sum from experimental surgeries and drug treatments. Aside from the occasional hitch in the wirin', like being able to see out of her left nostril, everything appears to be just fine.

Nathan will only associate with others that have the same zodiac sign as him. And I can't even repeat what he says about Capricorns. He's such a vile capricornist.