Thread: Post Baseless Lies About The Person Above

When it comes to romantic relationships with ducks, WB is an authority.

in his spare time, Pawn teaches fencing classes to walruses.

WB's secret fantasy is to start the cult of Pawn and take over Virginia.

silverwriter is organizing a cat invasion of several Western capitals.

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Originally Posted by WordBeast

in his spare time, Pawn teaches fencing classes to walruses.

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WB recently found out, to his great surprise, that he had over four thousand illegitimate children.

Pawn is a member of a secret organization whose mission is to refute the stereotypes American cinema delights in perpetuating about people from the UK.

--DM--

[ot:dda37b7af0]Actually, I'm quite fond of the English stereotype. Yes, I drink tea constantly. Yes, I'll smoke a pipe, given half a chance. Not only that, but I'll happily say 'bloody good show' with little or no provocation.[/ot:dda37b7af0]

daniela was once baked into a colossal pie. Fortunately, she was unhurt.

Pawn is only pretending to follow daniela's advice to "Post, critique, and be merry."

Sammisan is actually in jail with the WF as the only entertainment.

silverwriter is illiterate, and uses the forum via a super intelligent zebra-goat hybrid. How? Nobody knows.

Pawn is not actually a penguin but an ill-formed zebra.

Silverwriter lives underneath a pile of dirty laundry in my brother's closet.

--DM--

daniela pioneered the use of the five stringed banjo, back in the fifties.

Pawn microwaves gummi products and sells them as an ultimate denture adhesive.

Wookie actually hails from Venus.