Post Baseless Lies About The Person Above

**Quantum Loser** · 08-12-2005, 07:13 PM

Oasis was abducted by aliens who replaced his brain with beef jerky

**Oasis Writer** · 08-12-2005, 07:16 PM

Quantum Loser should know that I like beef jerky.

**a15haddad** · 08-12-2005, 08:05 PM

Oasis Writer is a rampaging cannibalistic gargantuan chimpanzee.

**damien_frosst** · 08-12-2005, 08:08 PM

a15haddad is a genetically modified houseplant.

**Quantum Loser** · 08-12-2005, 09:06 PM

Damien Frost is genetically modified beef jerky.

**nae411** · 08-12-2005, 09:08 PM

Quantum Loser is actually an alien but has decided not to take over the Earth because he/she can't seem to get out of word games.

**Quantum Loser** · 08-12-2005, 09:15 PM

Nae must be eliminated for the sake of the mission.

**nae411** · 08-12-2005, 09:16 PM

Quantum Loser elimination process was deleted due to a v e r y slow response.

**Quantum Loser** · 08-12-2005, 09:20 PM

That was true. Plus, I never had any elimination plans.

Nae holds the world record for most times continually 404'd.

**Capulet** · 08-12-2005, 09:21 PM

Quantum Loser picks his nose.

**nae411** · 08-12-2005, 09:22 PM

Capulet and his flying dog are vacationing this week in Antartica.

**Quantum Loser** · 08-12-2005, 09:27 PM

Nae lives in a cardboard box in Antarctica. S/he named the box Florida.

**nae411** · 08-12-2005, 09:29 PM

Quantam loser is looking for his/her own box to take to "my own little world".

**Capulet** · 08-12-2005, 09:30 PM

Nae doesn't want me for my body.

**nae411** · 08-12-2005, 09:31 PM

Capulet knows all the girls want him because of his floppy ears.

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