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    Corrupted Movies

    Schindler's Liszt: A man's struggle to save his record collection from the Nazis.
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    The Magnificent Severn - The story of a river.

    The African Queen - My journey as a Nigerian transvestite.

    Dual at Black Rock - A record turntable in America.

    If - The Spartans defend Laconia.

    Sons and Plovers - My boy becomes a gamekeeper.

    A Farewell to Arms - Agricultural accidents in First World War Italy.

    The Black Narcissus - Plant hybrids in convent gardens.

    To Have and Have Bot - Viral infections in personal computers (PC Edition)

    The Treasure of the Sierra Madras - An Indian restauranteur's adventures in California.

    Chariots of Fire - Ben Hur's Roman cremation.

    Walk the Line - Texan handbook on DUI
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    The Return of the Bunfighter - High jinks in an Oxford College.

    The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing - The Animal Welfare authourities investigate a serial cat killer.
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    (one for the oldies) The African Queen - Autobiography of Johnny Mathis

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    The Lord of the Bling - An all-american remake of the classic epic.

    The Lard of the Onion Rings - Another all-american remake of the classic epic.

    I, Phone - starring Bill Gates

    Tronsformers - Megatron has a scuffle with the MCP

    Ex-men - Magneto's past comes back to haunt him

    Mirrormask - Only because the movie's so rubbish already

    Friday 14th - Oh, it's not the 13th? Then what I am even doing here?
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    The Moon and Tuppence - A tale of deflation in a capitalist economy.

    The War of the Whorls - Dissention in the fingerprint department.

    Baz Lurhmann's Romeo & Juliet - A complete rewrite of the badly written one by some bloke called Shakesomething.

    The Devil Hides Out - The Pope gets the upper hand.

    The Winslow Toy - A child's doll comes to life and steals a postal order.

    Separate Tablets - His and hers iPads.

    Long Day's Journey into Fright - A trip to London to see Madame Tussaud's and the Chamber of Horrors.
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    You guys are way too good at this.

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    Any Given Monday - Sunday's game was rained off.

    Blazing Paddles - A cautionary tale of fireworks and dinghies.

    The Seven Year Pitch - How not to make a movie in Hollywood.

    How Voyager - Navigation for beginners.

    Sunset Boulevard - Location Location Location L.A.

    The Good Hearth - How to build successful camp fires.

    Some Like it Hot - Jacuzzis and how to install them successfully.

    Bringing Up Baby - Post natal notes for first-time parents.

    9 to 5 - A precis of the European Working Time Directive.

    Working Girl - Tax accountancy for hookers.

    My Fair Lady - Arbitration not argument; A manual on workplace disputes.
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    The Magnificent Seven - the story of Snow White's little helpers.

    The Wizard of Oz - biography of Barry Humphries.

    Some Like It Hot - Granny's curry recipe.
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    The Dam Buskers - A hydro-electric musical interlude

    Mutiny on the Snickers - Mayhem in the confectionary department

    Sinbad the Tailor - Suits you sir

    Where Beagles Dare - Dogging for adventurous short-legged badger hunters

    The Riddle of the Bands - The manager says they should be here by now
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    Star Chores - documents the work of the Death Star support staff

    Maths of Glory - Euclid’s life story

    A Car is Born - birthpains of the Skoda

    A Streetcar named Retire - transportation for the last day of work

    Footspruce - after a day at the spa

    The Grapes of Bath - wine making

    Three Faces of Steve - a wavering transexual

    In the Street of the Night - where the women ply their trade

    Pulp Diction - starring Sylvester Stallone

    Weighed Runner - testing of athletes

    Dirty Cousin - only one person responded to the villagers’ plea

    Thigh Hard - life of a personal trainer

    P.T. - a day in the life of an army recruit

    This is Spinal Rap - a new take on playing the xylophone

    Jailhouse Flock - study of caged birds

    American Snooty - story of the rich and famous

    Reservoir Frogs - wildlife around man made lakes

    The Mate Escape - left at the altar

    The Thin Red Wine - brewing failures

    Singing in the Brain - the music of schizophrenics

    The Unhutchables - wild rabbits

    Psitanic - should have known about the iceberg

    Others I didn’t have time to write about:

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    Polterchrist, Casino Corral, The Whining, Evil Bread, Once Upon a Mime in the West, The Codfather, Indiana Jones and the Last Charade, Midnight Plowboy, Thrill Bill, The Sixth Tense, Natal Attraction, The Song Goodbye, The Elephant Van, The Porn Identity, Monty Python and the Holy Snail, Four Beddings and a Funeral, Oboe Cop, Widerman, Full Nettle Jacket, The Beer Hunter, Mentor the Dragon, Brokehack Mountain, To Kill a Mocking Nerd, Grief Encounter, Don’t Book Cow, Cold Finger, The Stench Connection, Rampoo, Silence of the Prams, The Princess Cried, A Man for all Treasons,
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    Winston Smith Goes to Washington – Big Brother comes to America

    Lord of the Fries - The Ray Kroc Story, starring Bob Keeshan

    When Carrie Met Sally Ride - Sissy Spacek goes to outer space: based on the Best Selling Novel

    Fahrenheit BUtterfield 8 - Brunette bombshell wakes up hot under the collar

    The Birdmen of Hollywood - Starring Walter Pidgeon and Peter Finch

    Kiss Me Matie - Hijinks on the high seas

    The Forbidden Granite - Leslie Nielsen finds a black monolith on the moon and the sign says: "Don't Touch"

    The Tin Can - Nick and Nora ditch Asta for a pretentious billy-goat named Astin-Martin

    Schlitz: A Wonderful Light – The History of Beerlights, Academy Award Winning Documentary

    Damask – The History of the Chador, Oscar Nominee

    Jay North to Alaska (3D)– Dennis the Menace debates Tina Fey as the former governor: How many countries might be viewed from a breakfast nook in Juneau. Clips of Billy Booth as George Wilson skillfully cut in are guaranteed to catch you by surprise laughter every time.



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    The Lambshank Redemption - Two imprisoned men because a fight to the death over the last steak!
    The Dark Night - The new moon rises
    Sherlock Homes - the story of a consulting realestate owner
    Star Paws - An intergalactic retelling of Lassi

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    Babe the Shepherd - A pig joins the Jesuits starring Kevin Francis Bacon Xaviar

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