Schindler's Liszt: A man's struggle to save his record collection from the Nazis.
Schindler's Liszt: A man's struggle to save his record collection from the Nazis.
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. ~ Anais Nin
The Magnificent Severn - The story of a river.
The African Queen - My journey as a Nigerian transvestite.
Dual at Black Rock - A record turntable in America.
If - The Spartans defend Laconia.
Sons and Plovers - My boy becomes a gamekeeper.
A Farewell to Arms - Agricultural accidents in First World War Italy.
The Black Narcissus - Plant hybrids in convent gardens.
To Have and Have Bot - Viral infections in personal computers (PC Edition)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madras - An Indian restauranteur's adventures in California.
Chariots of Fire - Ben Hur's Roman cremation.
Walk the Line - Texan handbook on DUI
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A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
The Return of the Bunfighter - High jinks in an Oxford College.
The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing - The Animal Welfare authourities investigate a serial cat killer.
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
(one for the oldies) The African Queen - Autobiography of Johnny Mathis
The Lord of the Bling - An all-american remake of the classic epic.
The Lard of the Onion Rings - Another all-american remake of the classic epic.
I, Phone - starring Bill Gates
Tronsformers - Megatron has a scuffle with the MCP
Ex-men - Magneto's past comes back to haunt him
Mirrormask - Only because the movie's so rubbish already
Friday 14th - Oh, it's not the 13th? Then what I am even doing here?
"Strawberry on the shortcake!" - Travis Touchdown
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The Moon and Tuppence - A tale of deflation in a capitalist economy.
The War of the Whorls - Dissention in the fingerprint department.
Baz Lurhmann's Romeo & Juliet - A complete rewrite of the badly written one by some bloke called Shakesomething.
The Devil Hides Out - The Pope gets the upper hand.
The Winslow Toy - A child's doll comes to life and steals a postal order.
Separate Tablets - His and hers iPads.
Long Day's Journey into Fright - A trip to London to see Madame Tussaud's and the Chamber of Horrors.
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A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
You guys are way too good at this.
I intend to sulk.
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. ~ Anais Nin
Any Given Monday - Sunday's game was rained off.
Blazing Paddles - A cautionary tale of fireworks and dinghies.
The Seven Year Pitch - How not to make a movie in Hollywood.
How Voyager - Navigation for beginners.
Sunset Boulevard - Location Location Location L.A.
The Good Hearth - How to build successful camp fires.
Some Like it Hot - Jacuzzis and how to install them successfully.
Bringing Up Baby - Post natal notes for first-time parents.
9 to 5 - A precis of the European Working Time Directive.
Working Girl - Tax accountancy for hookers.
My Fair Lady - Arbitration not argument; A manual on workplace disputes.
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A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
The Magnificent Seven - the story of Snow White's little helpers.
The Wizard of Oz - biography of Barry Humphries.
Some Like It Hot - Granny's curry recipe.
The Dam Buskers - A hydro-electric musical interlude
Mutiny on the Snickers - Mayhem in the confectionary department
Sinbad the Tailor - Suits you sir
Where Beagles Dare - Dogging for adventurous short-legged badger hunters
The Riddle of the Bands - The manager says they should be here by now
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
Star Chores - documents the work of the Death Star support staff
Maths of Glory - Euclid’s life story
A Car is Born - birthpains of the Skoda
A Streetcar named Retire - transportation for the last day of work
Footspruce - after a day at the spa
The Grapes of Bath - wine making
Three Faces of Steve - a wavering transexual
In the Street of the Night - where the women ply their trade
Pulp Diction - starring Sylvester Stallone
Weighed Runner - testing of athletes
Dirty Cousin - only one person responded to the villagers’ plea
Thigh Hard - life of a personal trainer
P.T. - a day in the life of an army recruit
This is Spinal Rap - a new take on playing the xylophone
Jailhouse Flock - study of caged birds
American Snooty - story of the rich and famous
Reservoir Frogs - wildlife around man made lakes
The Mate Escape - left at the altar
The Thin Red Wine - brewing failures
Singing in the Brain - the music of schizophrenics
The Unhutchables - wild rabbits
Psitanic - should have known about the iceberg
Others I didn’t have time to write about:
(feel free to write a description for any of these.)
Polterchrist, Casino Corral, The Whining, Evil Bread, Once Upon a Mime in the West, The Codfather, Indiana Jones and the Last Charade, Midnight Plowboy, Thrill Bill, The Sixth Tense, Natal Attraction, The Song Goodbye, The Elephant Van, The Porn Identity, Monty Python and the Holy Snail, Four Beddings and a Funeral, Oboe Cop, Widerman, Full Nettle Jacket, The Beer Hunter, Mentor the Dragon, Brokehack Mountain, To Kill a Mocking Nerd, Grief Encounter, Don’t Book Cow, Cold Finger, The Stench Connection, Rampoo, Silence of the Prams, The Princess Cried, A Man for all Treasons,
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Winston Smith Goes to Washington – Big Brother comes to America
Lord of the Fries - The Ray Kroc Story, starring Bob Keeshan
When Carrie Met Sally Ride - Sissy Spacek goes to outer space: based on the Best Selling Novel
Fahrenheit BUtterfield 8 - Brunette bombshell wakes up hot under the collar
The Birdmen of Hollywood - Starring Walter Pidgeon and Peter Finch
Kiss Me Matie - Hijinks on the high seas
The Forbidden Granite - Leslie Nielsen finds a black monolith on the moon and the sign says: "Don't Touch"
The Tin Can - Nick and Nora ditch Asta for a pretentious billy-goat named Astin-Martin
Schlitz: A Wonderful Light – The History of Beerlights, Academy Award Winning Documentary
Damask – The History of the Chador, Oscar Nominee
Jay North to Alaska (3D)– Dennis the Menace debates Tina Fey as the former governor: How many countries might be viewed from a breakfast nook in Juneau. Clips of Billy Booth as George Wilson skillfully cut in are guaranteed to catch you by surprise laughter every time.
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The Lambshank Redemption - Two imprisoned men because a fight to the death over the last steak!
The Dark Night - The new moon rises
Sherlock Homes - the story of a consulting realestate owner
Star Paws - An intergalactic retelling of Lassi
Shaving Ryan's privates...A study of U.S. deviant Military practices.
One flew out of the Cuckoo's nest... A Bio of Mitt Romney
A fridge too far.....Tony Hawks sequel
The pie who loved me....The Kirstie Alley story
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like,
and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Bilbo Baggins
http://www.ethanblake.com/
Babe the Shepherd - A pig joins the Jesuits starring Kevin Francis Bacon Xaviar
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