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    Why are you breaking up with the person above you?

    A new game I found and wanted to start here. Doesn't matter what your reason, just share. So whoever replies will have to state why they are breaking up with me.
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    I'm breaking up with you for creating this thread.
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    I'm breaking up with you because I don't want to be Mrs."Potty"

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    Cause I'm a loner...ya...I'm a lone wolf...that needs to... wander, under the stars, by himself....without a...home and uh...ya. Here's a tissue. Ya. No. You're better off without me. It would never work out.
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    Kevin snores.
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    Because long distance relationships never work out. So sorry, Olly.

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    I'm breaking up with justbishop because she keeps knitting baby booties and baby clothes and insisting I can fit in them.
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    "People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them that I ahve the heart of a small boy - and I keep it in a jar on my desk." ~ Stephen King

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    I'm breaking up with you because you never appreciate my knitting

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    Ladyboys, ladyboys, ladyboys - Do I need further justification?
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    Kidney punches are not foreplay. Also, his accent is not posh enough.
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    His ninja assassin has been stalking me for three years.
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    Too emotional.

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    He got ninja'd while I talked about a ninja assassin. It's just unnacceptable.
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    Your avatar kind of freaks me out. :0)
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    "Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
    He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
    "I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."

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