Because I never got to get the girl in your picture. She wanted me so badly.
Because I never got to get the girl in your picture. She wanted me so badly.
Because you live up to your name.![]()
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
Because you make me wanna flatulence all the time in your face. I am a gentleman!
Because you won't dress-up as Spock when we go to my Trekkie conventions.
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Because you won't workout with me. Get off that computer and workout!!!
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
Because you won't play 'Bed Music' with me!
Because, your idea of a romantic evening is a case of beer, and a bowl of potato chips with me in the kitchen, doing the dishes.
"Don't you understand anything that's going on?
Buttercup shook her head.
Westley shook his too. "You never have been the brightest, I guess."
"Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
"I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."
-Princess Bride.
Because you don't like me... Boooo hooooo!
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
Because you lie. I always loved you, you just didn't want to see it. ;0)
"Don't you understand anything that's going on?
Buttercup shook her head.
Westley shook his too. "You never have been the brightest, I guess."
"Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
"I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."
-Princess Bride.
I...actually I've changed my mind. I was just kidding. I don't think we should see other people. I heard you're going out with that guy...
Last edited by Kevin; 06-04-2012 at 05:27 AM.
Because you are messing with my fianceé and never told me.
Because your brother finally came clean about that weekend in Tijuana. I take animal rights seriously, and that was just sick.
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Because you smoked my turducken without prior knowlege and needs to clean it up. NOW!!!
Because you make me sleep on the couch when you are cross.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
Because once is never enough with you. Or twice. Or...
I just don't feel you respect me.
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