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    Because I never got to get the girl in your picture. She wanted me so badly.

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    Because you live up to your name.
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    Because you make me wanna flatulence all the time in your face. I am a gentleman!

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    Because you won't dress-up as Spock when we go to my Trekkie conventions.
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    Because you won't workout with me. Get off that computer and workout!!!
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    Because you won't play 'Bed Music' with me!

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    Because, your idea of a romantic evening is a case of beer, and a bowl of potato chips with me in the kitchen, doing the dishes.
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    "Don't you understand anything that's going on?
    Buttercup shook her head.
    Westley shook his too. "You never have been the brightest, I guess."
    "Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
    He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
    "I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."

    -Princess Bride.

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    Because you don't like me... Boooo hooooo!
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    Because you lie. I always loved you, you just didn't want to see it. ;0)
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    "Don't you understand anything that's going on?
    Buttercup shook her head.
    Westley shook his too. "You never have been the brightest, I guess."
    "Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
    He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
    "I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."

    -Princess Bride.

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    I...actually I've changed my mind. I was just kidding. I don't think we should see other people. I heard you're going out with that guy...
    Last edited by Kevin; 06-04-2012 at 05:27 AM.

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    Because you are messing with my fianceé and never told me.

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    Because your brother finally came clean about that weekend in Tijuana. I take animal rights seriously, and that was just sick.
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    Because you smoked my turducken without prior knowlege and needs to clean it up. NOW!!!

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    Because you make me sleep on the couch when you are cross.
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    Because once is never enough with you. Or twice. Or...

    I just don't feel you respect me.
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