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About LinkBacksBecause I am tired of you singing in the shower, please! You are cracking all the tiles. Just leave already...
Because I am tired of you singing in the shower, please! You are cracking all the tiles. Just leave already...
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
It's the "excessive" flatulence. I'm tired of the lectures. I know it's rude at the dinner table, but damn it, it's natural...
You won't stop hitting on the dog walker. In front of me. Then you laugh. I'm shaving your poodle.
I Will Stop The Motor of the World
Because you made that damn fake "me" using a baseball with sunflower seeds for my facial features and do god knows what with it whenever I leave.
Heck, I'm starting to think you prefer it more than me!
"Brother, you don't need to turn me away.
I was waiting down by the ancient gate."
Fleet Foxes
You don't write me romantic poems anymore, I think you have another woman in the midst.Time to move on.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
Because you never loved me like you loved your pets.
"Don't you understand anything that's going on?
Buttercup shook her head.
Westley shook his too. "You never have been the brightest, I guess."
"Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
"I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."
-Princess Bride.
Because you won't do the "furry" with me.
Because you shave the wrong parts of your body, leaving the others untouched, then expect me to like it.
I Will Stop The Motor of the World
Love me, love my dog... And you never loved my special fury friend. So now you are on your own, without me or man's best friend!!! Oh and kitty is mine as well!
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
I'm allergic to animals. It's really nothing personal. I'll prove it by sending a Christmas card... every year.
I saw the way you watched our waitress. You were so obviously enjoying her cropped-off shirt and short-shorts. I don't care if we were at Hooters for lunch. Your drool was uncalled for, and frankly it was embarrassing. I can't stay with someone like that.
"Don't you understand anything that's going on?
Buttercup shook her head.
Westley shook his too. "You never have been the brightest, I guess."
"Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
"I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."
-Princess Bride.
Sunny, you said that Me taking you to that French resturant for your b-day wasn't good enough. Well Boo-hoo and I'l never take you out ever again! (maniacal laughter)
Because you were so excited about your stupid football game, that you left with the chicken wings from the deli, and forgot me at the supermarket. I froze, walking home in that blizzard! I hope you enjoy your wings and pizza ALONE!
"Don't you understand anything that's going on?
Buttercup shook her head.
Westley shook his too. "You never have been the brightest, I guess."
"Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
"I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."
-Princess Bride.
Because you couldn't stop coming up with reasons to break up with me.
Because you have got that woman in your avatar.
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Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.
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