Thread: Why are you breaking up with the person above you?

Because you and your typewritng primate are doing things that are not to be done together. Stop 'sleeping' toether.

Because I just heard the kitty in your new avatar say 'Sieg Heil!'

Because you are a raging lackluster of a human who will go off at the slightest of noises.

Because you started reading Nietzche to your kitty and it was all down hill from there.

Because you are writing Hitler Incarnate and you are thinking of using Jim Carrey as Hitler!

Because I trusted you to do the casting of my latest movie.

Because you never said that you wanted Sean Bean to come to your 'coming out' party!

living up to your name, 'nuff said.

Because I could never place that smell until you came out with the worst smelling body odor in history!

Because you left me standing in the rain again where you said you'd pick me up.

Because you are the worse when you are not hearing me say that I had a meeting that most likely will go on until really late!

Because you don't think there is a difference between an oral and rectal thermometer. If you're still around next time I get sick, I think I'll just die instead.

Because you would rather go to a Dolly Parton show than get treated for a case of the Willies!

Because as Popeye said, "That's all we can stands and we can't stands no more." Time for a rethink. Aufweidersehen.

Because you are always quoting yourself as if you were someone else!