Because you and your typewritng primate are doing things that are not to be done together. Stop 'sleeping' toether.
Because I just heard the kitty in your new avatar say 'Sieg Heil!'
Because you started reading Nietzche to your kitty and it was all down hill from there.
Because I trusted you to do the casting of my latest movie.
living up to your name, 'nuff said.
A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.
Because you left me standing in the rain again where you said you'd pick me up.
Because you don't think there is a difference between an oral and rectal thermometer. If you're still around next time I get sick, I think I'll just die instead.
I Will Stop The Motor of the World
Because as Popeye said, "That's all we can stands and we can't stands no more." Time for a rethink. Aufweidersehen.
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