Thread: Why are you breaking up with the person above you?

Because even after I call you "stupid dog", over and over, you keep saving me and the old lady.

Because nobody calls me stupid dog more than once and gets away with it. Not because I dont like being called stupid dog, but because repetition so just so passé.

Because you tread on my toes when we dance.

Because I NEVER get to use the vibrator whenever I wish too.

Ha ha... Because you only own one!

Because you never let me cook that cat and dog of yours into a Chinese stew.

It's because I get tired of your singing and your cooking.

It's because you ever want for meals is Jelly.

It just isn't working out with you mooing in public all the time. Really loud, too!

(how'd you know? Hee hee)

Because you think that money grows on trees and spend all your time in the garden watering the plants... Waiting....

Because you lost faith in my favorite super hero believing he could not escape from the clutches of his enemies, all the while, biding his time for the perfectly poetic date, place and time.

Because yo never let me say "By the Power of Grayskull,I have the Power!"

Because you always say: "By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggath!"

Because your chimp always gets in the way of my compriter!!!

Because you believe in the Easter Bunny...