Thread: Capture the Flag

I found this on another forum I belong to and after reading through a few of the 30 pages of the game, I thought it would be fun to try here because it allows you to be wildly creative.

The object, simply, is to take the flag from the last person who posted, in the most creative way possible. When you take it, you may also state where you're keeping it, but you don't have to. The only requirement is that you take the flag in the most creative way possible. And it does not have to be a one sentence/line response. You can be as detailed as you wish.

Example:

Person A: I have the flag.
Person B: I use my fabulous ninja skills to sneak up on you and steal the flag. Now I have the flag.
Person C: I send a random text to your cell phone and while you're busy trying to figure out who it is, I steal the flag and now I have the flag.

Pretty simple, no?

I will start.

I have the flag.

Ah, while you're busy searching for all the alien babies I've hidden in the cupboard, I sneak in and take the flag.

Once I've found my little darlings, I set them upon you and while you're trying to get the little buggers off, I take the flag back! HA!

I distract them with chocolates which they lunge at. You notice the chocolates too and while you're busy stealing it from them (sorry ), I go get the flag!

This is pretty neat, and I'm bored.... So I'ma drag it up from Davie Jone's Locker Anyone wanna play with me?

Whilst you are busy laughing at the confusion resulting from Offeiriad, his baby aliens, and the chocolate. I steal the flag. Muahahaha. Weren't expecting it, were you?

Boredom struck you so much you fell asleep, and I walked toward you nonchalantly to get the flag. Now I have the flag, yay!

Whilst you are sauntering away from Missy, pretty proud at your bold move of waiting til she's asleep to steal the flag, I send my pet squirrel up your trouser leg and during the ensuing dance to get him out, you fling the flag in my direction. And now I've got it again.

This is like Steal the Sausage, only without the sausage...

I turn your pet squirrel into a cyborg that obeys my every whim, and the cyborg snatches the flag from you after an hour-long brawl. He instantly flees the hopeless battle and gives the flag to me. Now I have the flag!

I bribe god to strike you down with a lightning bolt. Pour water on the singed bits and walk away with the flag.

I put on my Chuck Norris T-shirt allowing the real Chuck Norris to teleport through his own printed image and out of my chest. He then rips the T-shirt off me with his mind powers and ties it round your eyes at lightning speed allowing me to grab the flag. Chuck Norris is proud of my efforts.

I seeing the Chuck Norris stunt, wait until he leaves. Then while you are rejoicing over the flag, I sneak up behind you and perform the Vulcan Death Grip and grab the flag out of your lifeless hand. I have the flag.

I am Chuck Norris and it only took a simple glance for you to obediently hand over the flag. Now I have the flag.

I join team Offeiriad and launch a full-scale assault on Chuck Norris. Fortunately, he was asleep. We left it that way. The flag is now ours.

There is no team in this game, so I pluck the flag from your grasp and flee south across the border again, hiding deep in the swamps.

I sic my trained alligator on you in the swamps. He chomps your hand off (I suggest getting a hook) with the flag still tightly in its grasp and returns to me to trade for a whole chicken. Now I have the flag.