Dinosaurs became extinct in the time it took him to get all the ingredients together.
The marmalade was so sweet you couldn't even taste the oranges.
Dinosaurs became extinct in the time it took him to get all the ingredients together.
The marmalade was so sweet you couldn't even taste the oranges.
You are what you believe.
The lack of sugar in the homemade lemonade made it taste very bitter.
He was too tired to go to the cinema.
He stayed and watched a five movie marathon.
You are a wealthy person.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
I was evicted from the rooming house.
She enjoyed visiting art galleries.
Happiness comes from within - one day soon I may believe that
The fire in the apartment building was raging out of control.
Picking olives, making real olive oil, was an adventurous experience, one I'll never forget.
Always have a dream that is longer than a lifetime.
He hated adventure, preferring instead to stay at home and watch reality TV.
I drove to work today in a severe snowstorm.
Happiness comes from within - one day soon I may believe that
Car broke down so I took a bus without airconditioning.
It's time to stop dieting.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
I am going to eat lots of cream cakes today.
Listening to my favourite music.
Always have a dream that is longer than a lifetime.
He was trapped in a boring staff meeting.
She partied all night and had a massive hangover.
Happiness comes from within - one day soon I may believe that
She stayed home and ate carrot sticks, drank water and watched reruns of The Brady Bunch
I went on a date last night and the fellow was generous.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
My blind date stole my wallet and my iPod.
His favourite pastime was hang gliding.
Happiness comes from within - one day soon I may believe that
He was trying to take down his Christmas lights while drunk... Silly man slipped and fell off the roof and is now stuck in a tree, hanging by his braces.
Ah there's nothing like the pitter-patter of little feet.![]()
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace ~ Jimi Hendrix
A trail of muddy footprints led across the newly-washed kitchen floor and ended at the white velour sofa in the living room.
He knew, in a singular moment of clarity as he sailed through the air, that his career as a bullfighter was now well and truly over.
Happiness comes from within - one day soon I may believe that
Luckily, however, it was an electronic bull and there are soft mats covering the floor. Good thing the course guarantees money back!
The genie graciously granted my wish to go to Mars.
The wizard maliciously withheld your need to stay at home.
I can't watch TV tonight, I have a prior commitment.
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