Thread: She was the type of lady...(Sorry Olly!!)

I thought it a good idea to even it out for fun..hope you do not mind.

Follow in the same vein as Olly's 'He was the sort of man'

No problem, if you read my first post you will see I anticipated this thread, I am only surprised it didn't happen sooner,

She was the type of lady who barely kept you, while she ironed her top and waited for her toenails to dry before putting on her shoes.

She was the type of lady that seemed all that frenzic but really is the cradle of both her arms and feet.

She was the type of lady who found small, hurt animals, took them home, and cooked them.

she was the type of lady who made a daily choice between grapefruit and muesli.

She was the type of lady who rode in harmony and never looked back .

She was the type of lady who could count her female intimates on the thumbs of one hand, and still have one left over.

She was the type of lady who demanded her three brandies in three shots of her fancies.

She was the type of lady wo was always saving time by multi-tasking in small ways, painting her nails while she took the train, inspecting her legs while she put on her stockings, checking her hair while she plucked her eyebrows, or applying lipstick while she had a conversation with you,

she was the type of lady who wore jodhpurs on a sailing holiday.

She was the typeof lady who liked to fluff about but really when it came to it she did nothing but rant.

She was the type of lady who thought a four poster bed was made out of pop star pinups.