Share your funny spoonerism-style jokes. If you don't know what a spoonerism is it is when the first letters (or few letters) are swapped with another in the same sentence. e.g. 'You've hissed all the mystery classes.' meaning 'you've missed all the history classes. Its named after Reverend W.A. Spooner who suffered from this as a speech defect.

Here's mine so you can get the gist:

What's the difference between the height of the hit parade and slicing pies in half?

One's the top of the charts and the other's the chop of the tarts!