Thread: clever one-line philosophers

Hello,

Make some philosophers, for example, here's mine:

Life is not always lively, but death is always deadly.

(I meant make some of your own one line philosophers) Sorry if i was not clear about that!

Mae West was my favourite one line philosopher, she came out with yards of them and all better than I could ever manage.

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Steve Wright

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues" - Elizabeth Taylor

"It is only with death that one can say he had lived." - Martin Heidegger

"The only problem with having an open mind is that someone is always trying to put something into it." ~Terry Pratchett*

*nope, I don't remember which book and this may not be exact wording. Sue me!

Practice doesn't make perfect, it makes improvement... if you're lucky.

To all the bacon I have loved,
there will always be a special place in my heart for you,
at least until the Doctor scrapes it off.


Pediculosis is a lousy condition. (think about it)

"If you don't know where you're going, you will end up somewhere else." Yogi Berra

You're supposed to make up your own!!!

When life gives you lemons, give life a paper cut and squeeze lemon juice on the paper cut and scream, "I hate lemons, stupid life!"

So few?
I thought alot of people would have a favorite saying they created.
I posted two, I think I have a few more...I will look.

Regret is not only a futile emotion, but a small form of self-loathing.

Originally Posted by BipBopRealGoodNop

Hello,

Make some philosophers, for example, here's mine:

Life is not always lively, but death is always deadly.

(I meant make some of your own one line philosophers) Sorry if i was not clear about that!

There's a chance people would have understood right from the start, before the Edit, if they hadn't been dragged off-track by an incorrect noun. The word that should have been used is "philosophies". A philosopher is one who philosophises.

It is better to avenge than mourn