Thread: He was so thick....

Hello,

Here's a tip-top quicko game. Simply find a description - he was so thick that he....

Here are some of my examples:

He was so thick that he thought Count Dracula was a mathematician.
He was so thick that he thought amnesia was an Australasian country.
He was so thick that he thought he was thin!!

Please feel absolutely free to continue !

Not meant to be offensive -

He was so thick, he thought Popeye the Sailor Man was Marty Feldman in charge of a schooner.

He was so thick, he went into a traditional sweet shop and asked for a quarter of senna pods.