Hello,

This is completely based on the Daily Mail section at the back near the letters and questions. But I've given it an interesting twist:

Here's how it goes:
1. I'll give a few 'Wordy Wise' entries and then leave a subject for the next person. They will do one on that subject and then leave a subject and so on.

RULES: What you have to do is take a phrase or a name of something and add, subtract and change one letter of it.

eg - ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVY - Mr Meldrew's toes are stuck in the Bisto again.

Lets get started- here are mine, some sitcoms:

OILY FOOLS AND HORSES - Del and Rodney mend the engine of their rusty old Reliant.

THE GOD LIFE - Tom and Barbara Good turn religious.

AS LIME GOES BY - Jean and Lionel open a mobile fruit stall.

Now, some comedians:

LAUREL AND HANDY - Ollie is a very useful partner for Stan.

RONNIE ORBETT - The pocket-sized funnyman circumnavigates.

KEN DIDD - What the taxman said to the tattyfilarious comic.

TOMMY COPPER - Just like that! The comedian's new persona - a policeman!


Next person's subject - A current international news story (eg Japan tsunami or Colonel Gaddafi)