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Lol! This is trueOriginally Posted by The Backward OX
He was the sort of man that took pleasure in the suffering of others.
He was the sort of man who put on his pants in midair by leaping into them with both feet at the same time.*
*Please don't try this at home.
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. -Sir Francis Bacon
He was the sort of man who was disturbed by an inappropriate confusion between the words who and that.
The sand of the desert is sodden red, -
Red with the wreck of a square that broke; -
The Gatling's jammed and the colonel dead,
And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of schoolboy rallies the ranks,
"Play up! play up! and play the game!"
Vitai Lampada (Sir Henry Newbolt, 1897)
From the Home of Sir Henry Newbolt (a blog)
He was the sort of man who commented on the tonality of other's typos.
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He was the sort of man who suffered the multiple disasters in his life stoically.
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He was the sort of man who brushed his teeth with a slipper.
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. -Sir Francis Bacon
He was the sort of man who should of been born a woman.
You and I both know it's "should have". I'm just fooling around.
He was the sort of man who planned for the day after tomorrow.
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He was the sort of man who went gathering all the unused 2010 calendars so that he'd have a corner on the market when it rolled around again.
He was the sort of man who folded his jocks
He was the sort of man who would always be a secondary character in the story.
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He was the sort of man who wanted to die yet saved the lives of others.
He who considers knowledge expensive, has no idea how much ignorance costs.
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