Thread: How punny!! Game

Hello,

Here i shall explain -

I will write a pun/gag on a certain subject. After this, I will leave a word. The next person who adds to the thread has to write a pun/gag related to the word left by the previous person.

Here's mine:
Some people laugh at little things...like Ronnie Corbett, for instance.

MY WORD: chocolate

Wispa another word and I'll bar you, you are obviously a fruit and nut case who revels in it.

Sorry, was that milking it? I could do it plain.

Building

seeing as no-ones posting, i'll put one down for olly.

I used to be in construction. I was on a really low wage and my manager said it was set in cement. I decided to hit the bricks and the manager went through the roof.

my subject: dogs

Last night my wife kept hounding me to stop snoring. But every time I rolled over, I inadvertently muttered, "leave me alone, bitch" in my sleep. Now I'm in the doghouse again.

New subject: space

Today in my science lesson, my teacher told me I was a star. I went to Comet to buy her a free pack of Mars Planets. She took it back though, because I mooned out of the window!!!!!!!!!!! (tad vulgar, sorry)

New topic - human anatomy

Eye have to hand it to you, BipBopRealGoodNop, this game is the bee's knees. But I smell trouble afoot and it's not just dirty socks... I just want to assure you that if it comes to a head, I'm ready to bear arms in the name of defending our puns...butt let's hope it doesn't come to that.

New subject: music

The conductor tried to drum it into us that we needed to make notes to make the most of music. We agreed to this and he said we'd changed our tune. There's only one thing you need to do in music - stand and deliver.

next topic: items of clothing

The old trainer tells his student boxers at the conclusion of practice, "Just because you're old hat, doesn't make you a shoe in. In this sport, if you don't work hard, you get the boot. If you lose your focus, someone will sock you right in the jaw."

"But coach," a young man pants, "I have orchestra right after this. I barely have time to scarf down dinner and replace a broken G string on my instrument. Can you keep these closing comments breif(s)?"

"Billy," says the coach, "Put a sock in it or I'm gonna belt you. If boxing doesn't suit you, there's the door."

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