Thread: The "And Then You Died By..." Game

Here is how you play. Pretty simple.

Player 1: I survived by stealing a car and speeding through the city!
Player 2: And then you died by driving off a bridge and plummeting into the ocean. I survived by jumping out of the car before you went off the cliff and running into the nearest bank.
Player 3: And then you died by gunshot by a masked robber. I survived by shooting him before he shot me with the gun I brought in my backpack and then went home.


Easy right? I'll start off from what the figure 3 from above said.

and then you died by the roof collapsing on you...
I survived by action jumping through the window when the roof started breaking.

but you landed in a pile of broken glass and was cut into a thousand tiny pieces.

I survived by watching and not helping.

But you died because karma always catches up and a lightning bolt struck you.
I survived by crouching down.

And then you died because you got a crazy headspin from crouching down too quick, and you suffer from a rare brain disease where head spins kill you instantly.
I survived by getting the hell away from you because I figured that disease was contagious.

And then you died because you ran so fast that you tripped and hit your head on a rock.
I survived because it turns out that I have an antibody which defeats the headspin disease instantly.

And then you died because the antibody curiously reacted with the coffee you were drinking and you had a heart attack.
I survived because I drank tea instead.

And then you died because the tea when down the wrong way and you drowned. I survived because I drank extremely carefully.

And then you died as the tea was poisoned and drinking carefully doesn't help against that. I survived because I made someone else drink the tea first.

And then you died because while you were watching him drink the tea someone shot you in the back. I survived because I was standing behind a wall.

And then you died because the wall was The Great Wall of China and three days earlier Russia had declared war on China and in their first aggressive act sent in a squadron of Sukhoi Su-34 fighter-bombers piloted by Amazonian blondes from the Russian Ballet armed with nuclear missiles with which they blasted the wall out of existence. I survived because I watched all this unfold on my solar-powered and guaranteed explosion-proof TV while sitting on a treeless hillside above the beach on a remote and otherwise unoccupied island in the Central Pacific.

And then you died because global warming raised the sea level above the highest point on the island and you drowned; I survived because I live at the top of a long hill up from Bodiam.

And then you died because Puck came along and clobbered you with a poisoned mushroom; I survived because I don't believe in fairies.

And then you died because fairy magic always gets rid of those who don't believe. I survived because I got lifted up in a cloud of fairy dust and wafted away to Never Never land.

And then you died because Never Never Land was invaded. I survived because I am immortal and bulletproof!

Then you died because that strange smell was the overheating of your meth lab situated in your attic. I survived because I smoke weed, which is medicinal and far safer than meth.