Thread: The "And Then You Died By..." Game

And then you died when you collided with a Jawa Storm Trooper.

I survived by going in the opposite way and landing on Tattooine.

And then you died when the planet imploded.

I survived by throwing on a space suit, detonating a pile of c4 just as the planet lost its gravitational pull, and floating into space.

And then you died from the screen flare generator in the starship enterprise, melting your face off.

I survived by hitchhiking on the death star.

And then you died by Skywalker. I survived by taking the first ship back to reality.

But you died after surviving 56 hours after crashing in a frozen wasteland in the South pole. Life is cruel, cold and harsh mistress afterall...
I survived by making a canoe out of your frozen body and using your arms as paddles.

And then you died by the hands of the Inuit Eskimos.

I survived by being the Inuit's long lost Savior.

Then they crucified you on one of their totems; I survived by disguising myself as the face at the bottom.

And then you died by freezing your arse off.

I survived by disappering and then reappering San Diego, California at the Comic-Con!

And then you died when a man dressed as a klingon took his character took far. I survived by hooking up with seven of nine and earning the respect of every male at the comic con.

Then you died when one of the innocent looking applicays, that she gave you to put on your face, enterered your brain causing you to be absorbed by the Borg Collective. I survived by building an impenatrable psycic wall about my consciousness and stowed away on a passing Vogon planetary demolition ship.

Then you died a horrid death once the crew members found you.

I survived because I took an antidote before hand.

And then you died when they cast you off on the nearest planet.

I survived by hiding underground and was taken in by a colony of doting aunts. They fed me stew made of moles' bottoms. I soon got tired of it and dug my way to the surface with my newly-formed Wolverine-like claws.

Then you died after taking a pounding from this Mexican bull



I survived by running behind a metal shield!

And then you died because... Lightsabers have just become real! and Yoda chopped you to pieces, he survived by telling that Mexican bull... "This is not the rodeo you are looking for." I survived by being... in a galaxy far, far away.

Then you died by Darth Vader's hand squeeze.

I survived by conning Darth Vader into selling the Death Star to Han Jones!