This is always fun. What is the most pointless superpower you can think of? One that may backfire on the user, or one that can't even be proven.
I'll start: the ability to raise the temperature of an area by 0.5 degrees, but only when that temperature is 32 degrees Celsius.
Being able to travel exactly two milliseconds into the past every two milliseconds hehe
"Brother, you don't need to turn me away.
I was waiting down by the ancient gate."
Fleet Foxes
Being able to move peas with your mind.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
~ Einstein
The ability to make a James Brown song play out of thin air, at any moment.
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." - A. J. Liebling
A superhuman capability of reluctance.
Make no life, but write this.
The ability to 'touch this' (regarding MC Hammer).
The ability to transform at will into a deep-sea anglerfish, which cannot survive at surface level, but not the power to turn back again.
Let's see if my above post is deleted without explanation. Wouldn't be the first time.
The ability to speak the lost language 'Bo', but only when answering a question asked in Bo.
A superhuman capacity for procrastina... I think I'll finish this another day.
The name 'Tsaeb' is pronounced 'zabe'. Not 't-sabe'. Not 'sabe'. It's 'zabe'. Period.
I was going to say this one, but I figured I had plenty of time to hold off.Originally Posted by Tsaeb XIII
Make no life, but write this.
I'm sure this warrants a witty reply, but I suppose it can wait.
The name 'Tsaeb' is pronounced 'zabe'. Not 't-sabe'. Not 'sabe'. It's 'zabe'. Period.
The ability to transform into a rock.
The ability to smell the future.
the ability to not dwell in the past
The ability to see through apples.
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