Two sorts of people

**Olly Buckle** · 07-12-2008 06:00 PM

The idea is to write a first line that starts with the words
"There are two sorts of people..."
For example:-
There are two sorts of people, those who meet your eye and those who avoid it, the Mexican was of the latter variety.
or:-
There are two sorts of people, those who look speculatively at your wife and those who look that way at you, I prefer it when the latter are women.
Over to you:-

**Tiamat10** · 07-12-2008 06:58 PM

There are two sorts of people, those who sleep in the nude and those who don't, the latter have cleaner sheets.

**terrib** · 07-12-2008 08:03 PM

Nice to see you Olly, but I couldn't understand a word you said.(smile) Gosh, you have a heavy accent.

**lin** · 07-12-2008 11:06 PM

There are two sorts of people

Those who believe there are two sorts of people and those who don't

**lin** · 07-12-2008 11:06 PM

There are two sorts of people: Those who can laugh at their own weakness and failures

**lin** · 07-12-2008 11:07 PM

And winners

**ash somers** · 07-12-2008 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by lin

There are two sorts of people

Those who believe there are two sorts of people and those who don't

good point

**Olly Buckle** · 07-13-2008 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by lin

There are two sorts of people

Those who believe there are two sorts of people and those who don't

Every body belives in two sorts of people, even if it's only "them and us", or possibly "the rest of the world and me", that's called "sane and mad" by everyone else.

BOURBON · 07-13-2008 09:01 AM

There are two sorts of people, those who lie and those who tell the truth, of course you never know which is which.

**lin** · 07-13-2008 03:34 PM

Every body belives in two sorts of people, even if it's only "them and us", or possibly "the rest of the world and me", that's called "sane and mad" by everyone else.

Not me. I tend to believe there are LOTS of sorts of people. Anybody who doubts this I can send them addresses of transvestite bars.

**Olly Buckle** · 07-13-2008 05:49 PM

There are two sorts of people, those who know the addresses of transvestite bars and those who don't care, the young Mexican translator obviously belonged to the former category, his older companion was past caring long ago.

**The Backward OX** · 07-13-2008 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by lin

There are two sorts of people

Those who believe there are two sorts of people and those who don't

Originally Posted by Olly Buckle

Every body belives in two sorts of people, even if it's only "them and us", or possibly "the rest of the world and me", that's called "sane and mad" by everyone else.

And I thought it was only Americans who didn't have a sense of humour and needed everything spelled out. Clearly I was wrong.

**The Backward OX** · 07-13-2008 07:16 PM

There are two sorts of people - those who keep on top of their Private Messages, and those who don't.

**The Backward OX** · 07-13-2008 07:22 PM

There are two sorts of people; those who naïvely believe a forum with a name like WritingForums is for writers, and those who know that every fuckwit who ever drew breath belongs to every forum they can find.

**The Backward OX** · 07-13-2008 07:26 PM

There are two sorts of people; those who wipe from back to front, and those who wipe from side to side.

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