Thread: The WF Challenges Tea Room

Not unless some others show up, and they'll be drinking our tea. If Fox wants to move it, she can do that. I ate all the scones anyway *belches*

younger brother: What is modern art?

older brother: You know it's kind of like if you took a bunch of sticks and pasted it on a piece of paper. Somebody would say woah, that's really good, and pay a million dollars for it.

younger brother: That's dumb.

older brother: Or if we took some of your crappy paintings and said that a monkey drew it, we could make a fortune. We just need to get you a monkey suit.

younger brother: Shut up. Your face looks like a monkey butt.

older brother: Yeah, I think maybe I'll stuff you in a closet and record your screams. You think somebody'd pay for that?

younger brother: That's not even art. Modern art would be like that guy Pistachio.

older brother: That's Picasso numb nuts.

describe a typewriter

I win.

Hmm. I would take what you guys have already written and create a separate thread for what y'all were doing.... but I don't know how. Haha.
This mod-tool-box is still a bit shiny and new.

Up under the page numbers is a thingy saying "thread tools". If you click that, it makes with a directory.

Is it me? Maybe I'm asleep and this is all a bad bad dream. I've just staggered gasping out of some damnfool games thread and fell into this as I attempted to navigate back to calmer waters. The place has gone insane.

It's you.

I'm thinking you need a comma between the two bads.

Originally Posted by The Backward OX

Is it me? Maybe I'm asleep and this is all a bad bad dream. I've just staggered gasping out of some damnfool games thread and fell into this as I attempted to navigate back to calmer waters. The place has gone insane.

Waddaya mean, gone? It's always been insane. We just took some of the covers off. It exists just to torment you and amuse you, just like the rest of the universe. Isn't a bad bad dream. Is bad bad bad bad real life.

Originally Posted by The Backward OX

Every blog on the planet has a moron.

HIT ME!
I'm looking fro a challenge.
If I can't find 1 I'm pointing my finger and picking a dual.
. Your Pride as a writer in this forum is on the line. Winner takes all.
. . . Champion of the Month . . .
As designated by the panel of available moderators. and if available the honorary judge, our administrator.

Before I begin, there will be one mild swear word, and the misspelling is deliberate, you have been warned.

Child. Wot is modem art ?
Parent. A rich man's chance to have a laugh, and make even more money.
Child. So what's it made of ?
Parent. Mostly crap.
Child. Like in the toilet ?
Parent. Maybe you could be an art expert when you grow up.
Child. No no no, I want to be an arsist.
Parent. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Now explain rap music.

I was thinking something along the line if this..
http://www.writingforums.com/word-ga...peech-etc.html

Now explain rap music

Child: What's rap music?
Parent: Music with a silent C
Child: What musi?
Parent: No at the beginning!
Child: Oh....

Try E=Mc2

Child: Mommy, what is this say?

Mother: E=MC2.

Child: What is it mean?

Mother: Um... Energy equals Mass... something squared. C is... C is... Go ask your dad what the C stands for. My brain has frozen up again.

Child: Like when you drink a Icee? Can I have some?

Mother: No, not like an Icee, it doesn't hurt, it's like when the computer stops working, you know?

Child: But you hold your head an' scream when the 'puter is broke.

Mother: That's because with two brains down, there is nothing to do but laundry.

Child: Can I have a Icee?