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03-09-2008, 09:25 AM
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not true, oh manipulator of 'werds'
i lashed out at you and 'quite' specifically ...
for, unless you're anyone, which i dare say you're not ...
i trust you'll be able to drag your weary old eyes back over your 'werds'
it twas in fact you, who lashed out at me, sir ruler of uncontested ferocity
ha, you're just an old fart ! :p there, warm your heart on that, matey
and hmph, 'eye' choose to live in melbourne, it is my home, thanks
is there any other parting shot
you want to fire at me
whilst we're here
> ?
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03-09-2008, 08:51 PM
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Ink Slinger
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I think I'm in love.
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unfortunately, Oxikins, a grown up sense of humour is wasted in this kindergarten...
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03-10-2008, 01:07 AM
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ha, i wasn't expecting that
now i'm completely disarmed
& you know it, you scoundrel!
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03-10-2008, 02:32 AM
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Can’t remember when I was last called a scoundrel, if ever.
Don’t know that I ever disarmed anyone either. Not that they told me to my face anyway.
You have quite made my day, you have.
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Originally Posted by BOURBON
unfortunately, Oxikins, a grown up sense of humour is wasted in this kindergarten...
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03-10-2008, 11:44 AM
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Wordsmith
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Ahhh... the ox is a softy at heart.
Ox in flirt mode? I think I'm going to lose my lunch...  |
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03-11-2008, 05:43 AM
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Roses are all very well Ox, but you can't beat writing a girl a poem. wait a minute, what am I colluding in? He's a married man Ash, and older than me (see avatar).
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03-11-2008, 06:05 AM
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Don't believe everything you hear on the Internet, Olly. I'm actually a beer-bellied lumberjack from the backwoods of Manitoba just having some harmless fun. You wouldn't catch me within five hundred miles of Orstraya, not even on Melbn Cup day. Fair dinkum, youse poms'll believe anything.
Gotta go, there's a game of two-up starting down the back paddick.
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Originally Posted by BOURBON
unfortunately, Oxikins, a grown up sense of humour is wasted in this kindergarten...
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03-11-2008, 02:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Backward OX
Gotta go, there's a game of two-up starting down the back paddick.
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Is that one up the chocolate speedway and the second in the butcher's window? |
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03-11-2008, 02:39 PM
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no, it's a gambling game played with coins ...
we're very resourceful down under |
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03-11-2008, 08:20 PM
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I’m sorry, dear. He knows full well what two-up is. He was just being his usual oafish, boorish self, and I feel terrible you were caught up in the cross-fire.
Can you forgive me?
There’s finer things in life. A Sunday picnic on the Maribyrnong River, or perhaps just a quiet walk in Alexandra Gardens, where we can ignore the world around us and look deeply into each other's soul.
*Harrumphh* Chocolate speedway indeed. Man should be ashamed of himself. Needs a good horse-whipping.
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Originally Posted by BOURBON
unfortunately, Oxikins, a grown up sense of humour is wasted in this kindergarten...
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03-11-2008, 08:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete_C
Is that one up the chocolate speedway and the second in the butcher's window?
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Much like Mike C, I nearly lost my lunch... |
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03-11-2008, 08:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete_C
Is that one up the chocolate speedway and the second in the butcher's window?
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I think we've all had a peteC now.
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Crap! Haven't posted it anywhere yet, darn!
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03-11-2008, 11:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Backward OX
I’m sorry, dear. He knows full well what two-up is. He was just being his usual oafish, boorish self, and I feel terrible you were caught up in the cross-fire.
Can you forgive me?
There’s finer things in life. A Sunday picnic on the Maribyrnong River, or perhaps just a quiet walk in Alexandra Gardens, where we can ignore the world around us and look deeply into each other's soul.
*Harrumphh* Chocolate speedway indeed. Man should be ashamed of himself. Needs a good horse-whipping.
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no worries my dear, water off a ducks back, as they say *looks deeply*
and i MUST laugh at all the who har, especially the mermaid
lol gosh, people become quite snarky, when you give
their bum buddy's an unfavourable critique lol
what a fucking clicky little estuary
some people choose
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03-11-2008, 11:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ash somers
no worries my dear, water off a ducks back, as they say *looks deeply*
and i MUST laugh at all the who har, especially the mermaid
lol gosh, people become quite snarky, when you give
their bum buddy's an unfavourable critique lol
what a fucking clicky little estuary
some people choose
to swim in ...
*pfft*
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How refreshing to see such antipodean charm. |
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03-12-2008, 02:39 AM
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Wordsmith
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron
How refreshing to see such antipodean charm.
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And so artfully expressed. |
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