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    What a SITE! { Sexual content}

    A member suggested that I check out a Dating Website... Sooo, in the interest of Science, and because I was curious.. I checked it out.. GAWWWWD!!! This just cant be for real.. okkk here are a few of the less explicit user names:
    Cherrylicker
    Deepdiver
    Nutterbutter
    13"JUST4U

    Here is one the messages that did not make me puke.. but did make me sick...
    User name : IMMAREALDICK: " Hello Beautiful! { so far, not bad!} I am a book worm, I love reading, [{ Okkk! A man that can read, cooool!}.. I also love making spread sheets..{ well, a man with a hobby! I am intrigued!} I would LOVE to come over tonight and spread YOUR... sheets! { Squeeeek!!}

    MY message to IMMAREALDICK: I think NOT...
    If you are a writer, reach a reader
    If you are a fighter, teach a leader
    If you are a lover, touch a leper
    If this has helped you, thank you, reader

    If you can read this, teach a thinker

    Author: Lynn Loschky



    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
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    I would love to go out on a date with that guy!
    Then break his bones.

    Fun!

    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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    I've never used those sites, but I've heard lots of fun (!?) anecdotes about them. If you're on the one I am thinking of, the key is to swipe in whatever direction it is that rejects the losers. Don't swipe in the other direction, which indicates that you like the loser!

    Have fun!
    Wisdom is seldom boisterous.

    -- a guy I know --

    If you're into hillbilly themed pornography (and, really, who ISN'T these days?), check out ThomasIBenton.com and @ThomasIBenton. There's no pornography, but everything IS written by a hillbilly.

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    dating sites = people who can't even get laid in a bar by that 300 lb drunk chick at 3 in the morning.
    "Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InstituteMan View Post
    I've never used those sites, but I've heard lots of fun (!?) anecdotes about them. If you're on the one I am thinking of, the key is to swipe in whatever direction it is that rejects the losers. Don't swipe in the other direction, which indicates that you like the loser!

    Have fun!

    IMan, I want to Thank you for giving me the headszzup about the Dating site... to show my appreciation, I created a user profile for youuuu... You are verrrrry popular! here is a run down of your activity:

    BIGSLICKCHICK winked at you!
    HOT4U sent you a flirty message
    IMMASPANKU sent a friend request AND a naughty pic
    WRONGTURNGURL said call her for directions to her place [666-666-6666]


    KIDDING! hahaahaaa...

    Dale, a 300 pound male, with 3 eyes and no forehead, would be eye candy... mummm hummmm.....
    If you are a writer, reach a reader
    If you are a fighter, teach a leader
    If you are a lover, touch a leper
    If this has helped you, thank you, reader

    If you can read this, teach a thinker

    Author: Lynn Loschky



    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reichelina View Post
    I would love to go out on a date with that guy!
    Then break his bones.

    Fun!

    Stay away from there... I will be watching...
    If you are a writer, reach a reader
    If you are a fighter, teach a leader
    If you are a lover, touch a leper
    If this has helped you, thank you, reader

    If you can read this, teach a thinker

    Author: Lynn Loschky



    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    We created a profile for our friend Dan in college and he got a big response. Some of his hobbies were wind surfing, drinking wine, cleaning, and rock climbing Mount Everest.

    He was not pleased. But it was fuuuuuunny
    ".... But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
    All losses are restored and sorrows end."
    - William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXX



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    I did not really do that to IMan, hammmmy... lmao... but the thought is delicious....although, I am working on a special surprise for Dale...
    If you are a writer, reach a reader
    If you are a fighter, teach a leader
    If you are a lover, touch a leper
    If this has helped you, thank you, reader

    If you can read this, teach a thinker

    Author: Lynn Loschky



    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firemajic View Post
    A member suggested that I check out a Dating Website... Sooo, in the interest of Science, and because I was curious.. I checked it out.. GAWWWWD!!! This just cant be for real.. okkk here are a few of the less explicit user names:
    Cherrylicker
    Deepdiver
    Nutterbutter
    13"JUST4U

    Here is one the messages that did not make me puke.. but did make me sick...
    User name : IMMAREALDICK: " Hello Beautiful! { so far, not bad!} I am a book worm, I love reading, [{ Okkk! A man that can read, cooool!}.. I also love making spread sheets..{ well, a man with a hobby! I am intrigued!} I would LOVE to come over tonight and spread YOUR... sheets! { Squeeeek!!}

    MY message to IMMAREALDICK: I think NOT...
    I suppose he must Excel at something.


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    ...... yeah.. BRB... ima create your verrry own profile there... I am friends with NAUGHTYNYMPHO, And she will keep you real busy.. OOO, you can thank meee later!
    If you are a writer, reach a reader
    If you are a fighter, teach a leader
    If you are a lover, touch a leper
    If this has helped you, thank you, reader

    If you can read this, teach a thinker

    Author: Lynn Loschky



    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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