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    you know your getting old when.

    you go to bed at the time when you use to go out..
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    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
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    Using the bathroom takes twice as long as it used to.

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    ... when you spend the day looking for your glasses, give up, then find them the next time you look in the mirror... on your head.

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    You referee a rugby match and get twenty pairs of false teeth to look after. (No-one can get a full team together in that league)
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    "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies."

    "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining
    under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close



    Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief:
    and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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    Strangers offer to help you load your lumber into your pickup at at Lowes.

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    When your knees start to squeak!
    ".... But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
    All losses are restored and sorrows end."
    - William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXX



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    When you start forgetting simple things like something your told being forgotten after 30 mins

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