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Thread: Dance on my grave.

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    Dance on my grave.

    We have a thread that is for writing an elegy, most people seemed to equate that with an epitaph, it is actually a sad poem, so epitaphs are often both. An epitaph is the wording on a tombstone, or praise of someone dead.

    Anyway this thread is inspired by Spike Milligan and Ezra Pound who wrote their own epitaphs.
    ‘Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite’, or ‘I told you I felt ill’, for Spike and;
    ‘Here lies the body of Ezra Pound
    Lost at sea and never found.’ for Ezra

    So how about writing your own epitaph, what would you like on your gravestone?

    Here is mine, though I might think of alternatives.

    Here is the grave of Olly
    Remember his life and be jolly,
    This is an invite, so grab the chance
    Step on my grave and have a dance.
    Visit my website to read and listen to stories songs and more
    http://www.oliverbuckle.com/

    A thread of links useful to writers wishing to learn
    Piglet's picks. http://www.writingforums.com/threads...Piglet-s-Picks

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    cast in solid stone
    nobody gets out alive
    you’re no exception

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    "I told you I was sick."
    Je suis Charlie.

    "My ambition is handicapped with laziness." - Charles Bukowski
    "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” - Isaac Asimov
    "Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine." - Alan Turing
    "Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself.” - Michio Kaku
    "No fighting in the War room!" - Dr. Strangelove
    "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed" - The Internet

    In memory of Pandora...

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    I requested cremation.
    Pee on my relatives' graves.

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    Under this stone lies Firemajic
    her death was hot and very tragic
    she played with firrrre! And she got burned..
    F%#$..that chick just never learned..
    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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    Bury me, I know if I’m eaten,
    Entropy is not really beaten
    But it slows down the process
    Leeching out by osmosis,
    Rather than all at once with cremation.
    Visit my website to read and listen to stories songs and more
    http://www.oliverbuckle.com/

    A thread of links useful to writers wishing to learn
    Piglet's picks. http://www.writingforums.com/threads...Piglet-s-Picks

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    On my wife's grave:

    Are you SURE I'm dead?
    Ne​ver argue with drunks or crazy people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wandering Man View Post
    On my wife's grave:

    Are you SURE I'm dead?
    ooo gawd.... lol..
    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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