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    Banana selfie!

    Post a pic of you balancing a banana on your head, and the winner will get a sentence or two in the Acknowledgements part of my novel (which will be published). If there's more winners, everybody will get a thank you note, no explanations for the readers, just "thanks" for posing with a banana.

    Let the games begin!


    Seriously, the banana trend must live!


    Also, I'm not high or anything!
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    Not me but...

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    It has to be you!
    Je suis Charlie.

    "My ambition is handicapped with laziness." - Charles Bukowski
    "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” - Isaac Asimov
    "Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine." - Alan Turing
    "Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself.” - Michio Kaku
    "No fighting in the War room!" - Dr. Strangelove
    "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed" - The Internet

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    No It had to be you. It had to be yoooooo.....

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  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Schrody View Post
    It has to be you!
    First!

    Picture of Me, for you your Highness.


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    Only for you Schrods



    I know I pasted a pic of a banana on my head. I really do have two bananas but they didn't show, honest

    So do I win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schrody View Post
    Also, I'm not high or anything!
    It really is a myth about smoking banana skins and drinking coke with asprins in then ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schrody View Post
    Also, I'm not high or anything!
    Suuuuure.... *wink wink*
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    I will do this. Mark my words. I don't have a "banana" per se right now, but the wife and I are going grocery shopping this weekend. Keep your options open for a couple more days and I WILL produce a banana-balanced-on-my-head selfie for Queen Schrody's judgement!

    Full disclosure, I have had a few glasses of Tennessee whisky (George Dickel No. 12) this evening, so I may or may not remember making this statement.

    Future Josh: If you're reading this, take a banana selfie! Don't ask questions, just make with the picture!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmustard615 View Post
    Only for you Schrods

    I know I pasted a pic of a banana on my head. I really do have two bananas but they didn't show, honest

    So do I win?
    No, it has to be real banana. Keep trying!

    Quote Originally Posted by Olly Buckle View Post
    It really is a myth about smoking banana skins and drinking coke with asprins in then ?
    Of course it is a myth... or is it?

    Quote Originally Posted by joshybo View Post
    I will do this. Mark my words. I don't have a "banana" per se right now, but the wife and I are going grocery shopping this weekend. Keep your options open for a couple more days and I WILL produce a banana-balanced-on-my-head selfie for Queen Schrody's judgement!

    Full disclosure, I have had a few glasses of Tennessee whisky (George Dickel No. 12) this evening, so I may or may not remember making this statement.

    Future Josh: If you're reading this, take a banana selfie! Don't ask questions, just make with the picture!
    Competition is open for a month, so no hurry there I'm dying to see your bananas!

    EDIT: Of course, you can include whoever you want in the picture (spouse, friend, pet...) but you have to be in it!
    Je suis Charlie.

    "My ambition is handicapped with laziness." - Charles Bukowski
    "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” - Isaac Asimov
    "Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine." - Alan Turing
    "Physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an attempt by an atom to understand itself.” - Michio Kaku
    "No fighting in the War room!" - Dr. Strangelove
    "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed" - The Internet

    In memory of Pandora, a beautiful butterfly spreading its wings above the Earth's realm...

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