It was reported on the lunchtime news today that a lorry filled with bars of chocolate caught fire on a motorway here in Kent. The carriageway had to be closed because it was covered in chocolate. Now that's what I call news.

On a different tack, my angel is complaining that she keeps being bitten by midges. There are theories about why particular people get bitten by them more than others, but she wants to know why they only ever bite her right leg. Perhaps she has a split personality.