Thread: Some People Just Don't Know When To Shut Up (Adult Content)

Knives and guns and bats, oh my
so many choices to make you die
plastic bag masks to halt your breath
arsenic in salt to hasten your death

A hard-up hitman paid double his fee
to ensure you linger tortuously
an attack dog trained to hunt your scent
that missed a few meals and is dinner bent

A hoard of thugs slyly informed
you've called the cops to have them reformed
an anonymous tip to the bomb squad
that you're packed with C-4, not just a fat slob

It's clear I have too much time on my hands
to compile this list in such a short span
so before you next wish death upon me
this will be on the fridge for you to see

May I suggest you read it carefully

I came up with nine ways in two mere minutes
it's a dog eat dog world and I'm in it to win it.

Well now I'm scared! I see you have murder on your mind, so I'll very nicely say... well done! Nine ways in two minutes, that must be a record, somewhere.

Heh, I like this, Lisa. Terse and to the point. The rhyming didn't compromise what you were expressing - rather, it felt perfectly natural. Not much else to say - I'm lost when there's nothing to nitpick on, haha.