Thread: Reply to a Love Letter... Who DOESN'T wanna write this?

Reply to a Love Letter.

That's the theme for the most recent LM everyone. Come on! We've got two judge entries and only one other.

Dismal effort so far. Think about how much fun you can have with that theme.

Got a nasty Ex you never got to have your final say to?
Want to be mopey and morose about your long lost love?
Want to try to figure out how to reply to a 'Miss you' text message?

This is the place to do it! And there are cash prizes!


Okay, there's no cash. But there's the almighty honour of winning an LM.
That's like winning American Idol or something.


Get into it. Or else.

i'm no good at fantasy, i'm afraid.

Reply to a love letter? Okay, I can do that here. I'm just going to pretend I opened a love letter from my most hated ex, confessing her love and wanting to get back together. Here's my most likely response:

Dear Ex.
I'm sorry to inform you that the loved one you are trying to contact is no longer with us.

Goodbye.
Sinister John, Attorney at Law.
PS: He knew about it.

Haha, that P.S. would instill so many crazy emotions it'd be a madhouse in her head! I love it!

For the people relatively new to the site, this thread refers to our Literary Maneuvers challenge forum. The current challenge (Song into Story) appears to currently be closed for the judges to do their thing. I imagine we'll get the results back soon and not long after that we'll have a new challenge.

Read how Literary Maneuvers works in the Guide to Literary Maneuvers thread.

Ahhh yes, I figured I had it wrong, since no one else had posted here. Much apologies, guys!