Thread: Wanna Be A Part of Things?

Well then, here's a chance. I'm looking for contributions to the next newsletter. Short, sweet, tasty little morsels. Can be original or something you saw onsite that you think should find a place on our pages.
We have interviews, a poem, a short-short story, probably a guest editorial, an ad section, a limerick or two. What else?
Feel free to pm with your suggestions. And thank you in advance!

Go on, get involved!

Can it be sexual innuendo about other members?

Only if it's clean. As obtuse as possible, please

How about a limerick from Mcgonagall. Reputed to be the worst poet in British history(Scottish). He's daft- As they would say in Dundee "his heeds in a bin"

Upon a hill there was a coo
It walked awa, It's no there noo

Or

As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish that man would go away

I've no idea what made him famous in Scotland. But he makes me giggle

I thought the worst british poet might be good input.

Originally Posted by fix

Upon a hill there was a coo
It walked awa, It's no there noo

It tuk me aa ma time nae t' lach

Ogden's Nut Gone Flake or Ogden Nash? You make the call. Let's try to stay in the same zip code as the topic, please.

Stuff! Think of stuff to put in the newsletter. PM your friendly neighborhood moderan with thoughts. I like thoughts. I have so few of my own that I need yours to keep em company. Be original. Be clean!

Keep them cards and letters coming, people!
Get your name in the paper! Amuse your friends. Be the first one on the block to be mentioned in the paper outside the police report