Mark the Martial artist - Writers Forum

Zensati · 05-19-2007, 06:00 AM

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Mark sat on his couch in his dingy, messy apartment. He was watching a Dvd in his lounge room, He looked muscly in his wifebeater shirt and Shorts. he brushed his hands throgh his short dark hair and breathed deeply through his grotty snout.

Mark knew he had Tae kwon do training in 2 hours and he was keen to get into training as he had a major tournament coming up which he was enrolled in.

He dreamt of defeating his dreaded rival Freddie "the JackHammer" Hill. as he sat on his rotten decepid beige couch that smelled of rotten Fish, He fantasised about kicking Freddies face over and over again until it looked like a bloody Pulp.

Zirkon the Bodmar was piloting his spacecraft, through Earth's atmosphere, Zirkon was an orange skinned almost reptilian humanoid, who was currently endevouring to hunt down a human for sporting purposes.

As he piloted his ship he kept screaming out some alien war song, he sang it over and over until he worked himself up into a frenzy.

Zirkon stopped his ship and it hovered in the night sky over an unprepared City that had no clue of his existence.

Zirkon kept the ship in hover mode and then prepared himself for the hunt by putting on his alien battle suit which was almost invulnerable, and grabbing a massive phallic Spear.

He then started screaming in his alien dialect "Kill time!, Kill time!"

He then opened a hatch and leapt out of his spacecraft and started skydiving towards the ground.

As he flew head first to the human city he kept screaming "Kill! Kill! Kill!"

Zensati · 05-19-2007, 06:20 AM

2 cool

Zensati · 05-29-2007, 10:51 PM

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Mark heard something land on his roof with a huge thud. "Oi watch my fuxxing Roof! " shouted Mark who was quite angry!

he pulled his hand off his crotch got off his couch and grabbed his baseball bat, the one with the spikes coming out of it, which he kept for rude fellows who jumped on his roof.

As he rushed out of his flat entrance armed with his baseball Bat he heard a hideously alien reptilian cry. Mark did'nt like the sounds of it, as he rushed out into the night.

Zensati · 07-02-2007, 10:53 PM

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Mark rushed outside and stared up at his roof. He saw it was demolished, something had hit it with great speed and power. "Fxxxing Hell!" Screamed Mark, All of a sudden Mark heard a hideous reptilian howl that chilled him to the core.

The full moon lit up the Night and Mark spotted something big and Alien on his roof.

This humanoid like creature was twirling a huge spear in Its hands demonstrating great manual dexterity.

"Hey You Fxxxer! You just Fxxxed up my roof!" Shouted Mark "Get your candy ass down here!"

The creature screamed something in an Alien language, and leapt off the roof with great speed and power. Mark lost sight of it.

Zensati · 07-06-2007, 12:26 AM

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Mark heard a ring on his mobile, he answered "Hello."

"Hi Mark Its Bobby Cockold!" Came an annoying voice from the phone.

"Cockold!" exclaimed Mark "What the Toss do you want?"

"Hi Markyboy! you coming to Taekwondoe tonight?" asked Bobby.

"Maybe, If I dont get killed by this bloody alien!" Mark looked around nervously into the darkness, he knew that evil alien was hiding somewhere.

"Alien trouble eh?" responded Bobby.

"Yeah." said Mark "Alien Fuxxer just busted me roof!"

"Cripes!" said Bobby "Thats a real pain up the rectum! Do you want me to bring the old Panzerfaust down?"

"No!" shouted Mark angrily.

"Im sick of you and your Fuxxing Bazookas!"

"Well how you going to kill the alien then?" asked Bobby

"Dont know really." answered Mark, "Guess I,ll have to figure that one out soon." Mark kept looking around nervously he could hear the beast moving about.

"Hey Did you hear the good news?" said Bobby, "I,m moving to the Ukraine next month, I,m going to be working and living in a town called Chernobyl.

"Great!" said Mark "Finally I,ll be rid of you!"

"Yeah." said Bobby "Hopefully I wont come back with an extra head! They have radiation problems over there!"

"Dont worry Cockold." assured Mark "I,m sure you wont be any more mutated than you already are, you sick fuxx!"

Voodoo · 07-06-2007, 12:47 AM

how old are you?
why did you make so many damn posts?

Nillani · 07-06-2007, 01:24 AM

its crap. why did you bother posting it again?

no offense.

Voodoo · 07-06-2007, 01:25 AM

We'll have a good time explaining our little dissertations to him, daughter.

Nillani · 07-06-2007, 01:28 AM

no way.

you can explain if you want to.

he sounds a little too much like a two year old. So, too hard to explain.

and i'm not your daughter.

Voodoo · 07-06-2007, 01:32 AM

I think he's 33?

Nillani · 07-06-2007, 01:34 AM

wow.

that's saying something.

maybe we should stop insulting him.

it's mean.

Voodoo · 07-06-2007, 01:39 AM

pm me right now over another matter.

Nillani · 07-06-2007, 01:40 AM

ok.

I'll try and think of something.

Zensati · 07-07-2007, 04:29 AM

Cool! The teeny boppers hate my story! Awesome!

I,m definetly going to keep writing this drivel!

Voodoo · 07-07-2007, 09:04 AM

I hope your suicide isn't too terribly disheartening, mate.