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Batman, Superman, Spiderman....AGAIN..
Vergil 1 Cutscene
*The camera takes a view on the top of the tower, statues growing from the perimeter of it and a still tall figure..looking up into the night sky*
*Dante gets closer*
*Vergil slowly turns around, only enough to see Dante from the corner of his eye*
Vergil : I can see my house from here..
Dante : uh....you-you sure know how to throw a party..no food..no drinks..and the only...babe...just died *thinks of Nevan*
Vergil : I'm sorry for the lack of refreshments..brother..this tower cost about..a million dollars and 2 used pieces of furniture..Money was a big problem..
Dante : whatever...in any case..its been a whole fucking year since we last met..how about a kiss from your little brother......or better yet..how 'bout a kiss from THIS? *shows his bellybutton* SO..this is what you call a heartwarming FAMILY REUNION AYE!?
Vergil : ....You got that right! *wiggles tongue rapidly and pulls out a sledgehammer* rreeeaagghh!!!
Dante : you will TRY!
Vergil : you understood my language?
Dante : I've seen..Sponge Bob..before
Vergil : This hammer..was originally..the pet cow of ZEUS! DIE
Dante : *throws a piece of cherry pie at Arkham's car, which is awkwardly parked on the top of the tower*
Arkham : SHIT! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN ALL THAT SHIT OFF THE WINDSHIELD..WITH MY FUCKING TONGUE.
Dante : my PLAN WORKED
Vergil : *licks the sledgehammer* .....RAFIKI.
*battle starts*
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