This is a conversation recorded by one of "my" bots on AIM whom was supposedly a piece of "Highly Advanced Technological Equipment" and was really looked at as the dumbest bot ive ever seen..
READERS BEWARE, you're in for one hell of a laugh.
Bot's Sns : w1nd0z39558 and waterbottle373
"Victim" - Darkshadow648
Prank started at 01:17 AM on 21 Jul 2005.
w1nd0z39558(01:13:57): Hey there
DarkShadow684(01:14:07): hello bot
w1nd0z39558(01:14:17): u really think i am a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
DarkShadow684(01:15:05): i know you are a bot
w1nd0z39558(01:15:19): its good you do nkow...
w1nd0z39558(01:16:23): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
w1nd0z39558(01:17:35): Your not talking
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...
Prank started at 03:32 PM on 1 Aug 2005.
t0uchd0wn9397(3:31:33): Hlelo
DarkShadow684(3:31:3
: hi
t0uchd0wn9397(3:31:50): what are you doin?
DarkShadow684(3:32:01): not talking to a bot, adios
t0uchd0wn9397(3:32:14): u really think i am a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...
Prank started at 04:24 PM on 2 Aug 2005.
waterbottle737(4:14:51): hey
DarkShadow684(4:15:02): ello
waterbottle737(4:15:17): i just got my new laptop today, i'm excited
DarkShadow684(4:15:37): sweet, but one problem with that
waterbottle737(4:15:47): i thought so
DarkShadow684(4:15:50): indeed
waterbottle737(4:16:01): have you seen the new War of the Worlds? i thought it was really good
DarkShadow684(4:16:11): do you want to know what the problem is?
DarkShadow684(4:16:13): of course you do
DarkShadow684(4:16:15): so ill tell you
DarkShadow684(4:16:16): the problem is
DarkShadow684(4:16:19): that you are a robot
waterbottle737(4:16:22): u were on my buddy list for some reason a/s/l?
DarkShadow684(4:16:32): wow you type slow for a robot
DarkShadow684(4:16:39): why can i type so much before you get in 1 sentence
waterbottle737(4:16:41): im not a bot, lol did ur eally think I was?
DarkShadow684(4:16:43): you are a strange robot
DarkShadow684(4:16:50): so who sent you anyways?
waterbottle737(4:16:53): im not a bot, lold id u really think i was?
DarkShadow684(4:16:54): do i know the person?
DarkShadow684(4:16:55): come on
DarkShadow684(4:16:56): tell me
DarkShadow684(4:16:5
: stupid robot
DarkShadow684(4:16:59): tell me
DarkShadow684(4:17:01): or ill eat you
waterbottle737(4:17:04): really?
DarkShadow684(4:17:04): thats right
DarkShadow684(4:17:06): ill eat you
DarkShadow684(4:17:07): you, a robot
DarkShadow684(4:17:10): because im insane
waterbottle737(4:17:14): hello? ugh aol keeps freezing on me
DarkShadow684(4:17:14): and you know what insane people do?
DarkShadow684(4:17:1
: they eat robots
DarkShadow684(4:17:19): yup
DarkShadow684(4:17:21): im serious
DarkShadow684(4:17:23): they eat robots
waterbottle737(4:17:26): i dont mean to bother u but i found ure sn on my buddy list for reason
DarkShadow684(4:17:29): so if you dont tell me who sent you i will eat you
DarkShadow684(4:17:36): and you will never be able to annoy ppl again
DarkShadow684(4:17:40): so choose wisely
waterbottle737(4:17:41): you want me to tell you?
DarkShadow684(4:17:49): are you going to tell me who sent you
DarkShadow684(4:17:50): or not
waterbottle737(4:17:59): my name is andy
DarkShadow684(4:18:0
: well whoever sent you is going to have a lot to read
DarkShadow684(4:18:13): because i have 10 minutes to type
waterbottle737(4:18:19): aww dont leave me
DarkShadow684(4:18:19): and i can type alot in 10 minutes
DarkShadow684(4:18:20): trust me
DarkShadow684(4:18:27): although i have to leave in 5
waterbottle737(4:18:2
:
DarkShadow684(4:18:35): which means ill have to type twice as fast
DarkShadow684(4:18:41): to get the same amount of things said
DarkShadow684(4:18:45): so if i have a lot of typos
DarkShadow684(4:18:47): im sorry
waterbottle737(4:18:49): what do u think?
DarkShadow684(4:18:51): to whoever sent this robor
DarkShadow684(4:18:53): robot
DarkShadow684(4:18:56): well not really
waterbottle737(4:18:59): my name is andy
DarkShadow684(4:19:03): unless you tell me you sent it
DarkShadow684(4:19:06): then i will forgive you
DarkShadow684(4:19:11): but if you dont fess up
DarkShadow684(4:19:13): ill be pissed
waterbottle737(4:19:14): you want me to tell you?
DarkShadow684(4:19:19): and you dont want me on your bad side
DarkShadow684(4:19:22): like i said, im insane
waterbottle737(4:19:30): me? no
DarkShadow684(4:19:33): insane people can do bad things when they dont like people
DarkShadow684(4:19:36): and i dont like you
waterbottle737(4:19:43): man, I am tired
DarkShadow684(4:19:45): because i odnt think your going to tell me who you are
DarkShadow684(4:19:51): and i dont know what your robot is saying
waterbottle737(4:19:54): you want me to tell yuo?
DarkShadow684(4:20:00): i havent looked at the screen since i started typing
waterbottle737(4:20:04):
DarkShadow684(4:20:09): im sure youll get a lkaugh out of this though
DarkShadow684(4:20:1
: you sneaky little person
waterbottle737(4:20:21): crap, i was gonna ask u osmething but i cant remember now lol
DarkShadow684(4:20:30): well remember you stupid robot
DarkShadow684(4:20:37): because if you dont, ill eat you
DarkShadow684(4:20:3
: again
waterbottle737(4:20:40): lol sorry but i'm no a bot
DarkShadow684(4:20:54): only a bot would say he/she is not a bot
DarkShadow684(4:20:57): you must be a bot
DarkShadow684(4:21:03): for if you werent a bot
waterbottle737(4:21:0
: im not a bot, lol did u really think I was?
DarkShadow684(4:21:16): you would have probably already blocked me
DarkShadow684(4:21:23): because i am rambling
DarkShadow684(4:21:24): on
DarkShadow684(4:21:24): and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:25): and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:29): and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:30): and on
waterbottle737(4:21:30): i thought that was u?
DarkShadow684(4:21:31): and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:32): and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:33): and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:34): and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:35): and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:3
: and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:39): and on
DarkShadow684(4:21:40): and on
waterbottle737(4:21:46): have you tried the new coke with lime? it's pretty good
waterbottle737(4:22:59): Please talk to me
DarkShadow684(4:23:30): i have 93 people on my list jsut from the school i go to
DarkShadow684(4:23:3
: i wonder if who ever sent you goes to school with me
waterbottle737(4:23:42): aww dont leave me
DarkShadow684(4:23:4
: and if they do, i wonder if they know me
DarkShadow684(4:24:01): i also wonder how much more of the 10 min i have left
waterbottle737(4:24:04): what r u up to?
DarkShadow684(4:24:13): im saving a file
DarkShadow684(4:24:17): that a very nice fried gave me
DarkShadow684(4:24:20): for summer reading
DarkShadow684(4:24:23): i have to go
DarkShadow684(4:24:27): sorry bot/person
waterbottle737(4:24:29): do u still live with ur parents?
DarkShadow684(4:24:31): seriously
DarkShadow684(4:24:3
: send me an IM i want to know who sent you
waterbottle737(4:24:42): u say some interesting thnigs... lol
DarkShadow684(4:24:49): and i also want to know if youi actually read all this
waterbottle737: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
