Black Rose Immortal

Dear readers,

This essay is going to be biased. If your under 18, hyper sensitive or a male your advised to discontinue reading immediately. If u do continue you will have to abstain from calling me a sexist, chauvinist and other related words. No part of this essay is based on true emotions so please don’t come crying back to me if I offend you in any way.

Thanking you,
Rahema

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As time overtakes circumstances evolution overtakes appearances. This progression of the gradual removal of hair from an ape’s body gives rise to the species Man and the lesser hairy and slightly more intelligent kind the woman.

Biology proves facts through events and demonstrates to us that every man and women go through a very vital phenomenon called puberty. While a girl transitions to a woman, new mystifying chemical reactions take place in the males. The male undergoes immense forces of attraction towards the female, testosterone takes effects. Testosterone- as long as it circulates in the male veins it will surmount the entire life and conquer not merely man’s actions but his thoughts as well. Behind a successful man is always seen a women and behind her another man checking her a** out. It has been estimated that on an average a male thinks about sex EVERY 7 SECONDS each day,and there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world. In their fervent attempts to ‘do it’ they are known to loose clothes, money and numerous expensive possessions. While amused by female curvilinear posterior they still remain mystified and posses no answer to the question ‘what women want?’ Repeatedly it has been witnessed that na?ve old men attempting to unsheathe the perplexing persona of women and by the end of the process shown extreme signs of insanity.

Another distinctive characteristic of the male kind is the display of indolent and lethargic attitude towards pretty much all the activities of life only excluding the mating ritual. After all wasn’t it a man who discovered that it took 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT only 4 muscles to bitch-slap the person upside the head and another 2 muscles to tell him to kiss his a**. This discovery made by a man does however show discreet signs of the presence of brain but lets still not forget, a brain inundated with ‘testosterone’. This idea of intelligence in man is glistening, like a nose hair glistens after a sneeze.

Although males might be thought of non functional beings who’re mostly only concerned about their protruding external genitalia it has to be pointed out that it is because of the male kind that today justice lives. For if u know to "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles. This I have to say is a great contribution to us all by our opposing gender, ironic though that barely ANY male would have known that until this moment.

Much research has been carried out to fully understand the male mortal; much is yet to be found out. The quest of eventual comprehension continues and new ways of reaching to the core of it are initiated- transvestites our aid to get to the ‘bottom’ of things. In another space another time full understanding might be gained. Females would be enlightened by the true philosophy of the male beings and their approach, in another space and time a male would be examined beyond his external genitalia. The core would be reached and truth exposed.


A NOTE FROM THE WRITER:
Ahem guyz before posting your replies I wud like to tell u that the some of the absurd statements put in the above write are actual FACTS that I researched for from the net. Secondly I DID NOT MEAN ANY OFFENSE to ANYBODY, so plz don’t take it that way.

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In this forest
Where wolves cry their agony unto the moon
My spirit is hidden
In the form of wisdom
carved on a black stone
The only way to follow
Open your soul
Redeem, I am immortal