Featherpen

"I am going to kill them all. I may be outnumbered 5million to 1, but I will kill them all. I will march out there and fight them till they are forever vanquished. My weapons by my side, I will not fail. They are an abomonation. They've taken my food. They've invaded my home. So, this is it. I WILL BE THE VICTOR!"

"DEAR! JUST SHUT UP AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND EXTERMINATE THOSE DANG ANTS ALREADY!"

"Sorry, Okay, I'll have the whole kitchen sprayed, and all the ant traps laid out in 5 minutes. Then lets go out for pizza."

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-Featherpen

Oopgrub

Haha, I liked it. Very funny.

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I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Featherpen

Thanks, Oopgrub , I'm glad you liked it.