EXT. - Streets of Malibu - Night
After finding out his girlfriend of 5 years was cheating on him with another man, GEL MIBSON hits the bars to drown his sorrows in alcohol. He then hits the road at top speed and is pulled over by a female officer.
GEL MIBSON
Yo! Sugar Tits! You must be Jewish.
MS. OFFICER
What Gel, What do you want now?
I'm not Jewish.
GEL MIBSON
I want to see some proof.
MS. OFFICER
How do I prove that to you.
Music starts playing. Boom chicka, boom chicka, boom chicka..
GEL MIBSON
You are responsible for all the wars in the world.
MS. OFFICER
Jews?
A big rig diesel truck zooms by, muffling what Gel says next.
GEL MIBSON
No, Women.
MS. OFFICER
Get in the car, I'm taking you..
GEL MIBSON
I knew that's why you pulled me over.
MS. OFFICER
..to jail.
GEL MIBSON
I own Malibu, therefore I own you.
So I'm taking you to jail!!!
MS. OFFICER
What?
GEL MIBSON
(slurred) Get in the god damn car.
GEL MIBSON
I'll ride in the back.
MS. OFFICER
Sure, whatever you say.
GEL MIBSON
Cause I don't trust you people driving.
MS. OFFICER
Jews? Get in the car you scumbag.
Another big rig diesel truck zooms by, muffling what Gel says next as he gets in the car.
GEL MIBSON
No, women drivers.
MS. OFFICER
What? I didn't hear that.
Just sit back and try not to
throw up on my seats.
GEL MIBSON
That's all you care about??
Huh!!
(slurred) Your precious seats.
MS. OFFICER
I don't have time for this.
GEL MIBSON
(slurred) Let me drive.
Before you kill us both.
MS. OFFICER
No. Sit back and be quiet.
Nobody is trying to kill you.
GEL MIBSON
You are all a like! Hypocrites!
Gel notices a dunkin donuts.
GEL MIBSON
Stop here and get some
donuts you cheapskate.
MS. OFFICER
What are you trying to say Gel?
Just say it.
GEL MIBSON
I'm not giving you my money.
MS. OFFICER
You think Jews want your money???
I've had about enough of you.
Ms. Officer turns up the radio as Gel responds.
GEL MIBSON
No women.
MS. OFFICER
What? I can't hear you.
Just sit back and enjoy the music.
GEL MIBSON
(slurred) You want diamonds,
pearls, the house, cars,
it's never enough is it!
Ms. Officer pulls into the station and walks Gel in. Then the report reads defamatory comments against Jews. Gel is then infuriated.
MS. OFFICER
Stop banging your head on the bars Gel!
GEL MIBSON
I'm not racist sugar tits.
SEARGANT
I've heard enough son.
Lights out.
Lights are all turned off in hopes Gel goes to sleep.
INT. JAIL CELL - PITCK BLACK - NIGHT
GEL MIBSON
Good night sugar tits.
One Night In Malibu
