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Parody - Remeo & Juliet
I had to right this for an assignment to act out in class, it is the scene in Romeo and juliet where the nurse finds Juliet fake dead. I had to turn it into a comedy though. It is kind of short and you might need some referncing. But tell me what you think. Thanks!
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Enter Juliet
Set yourself up leaning against the book case sitting cross legged and make it look like you were injecting something into your body with a syringe when you died.
Enter Nurse
Nurse: Lady Juliet, Lady Juliet.
Look around. When you see Juliet, snort into your hands, and turn around and motion with your hand for us to come in while saying:
Come see this, look at this.
Enter Friar Laurence, Lady Capulet, Lord Capulet, and County Paris
Lady: Get out of bed you lazy…
Say this with your arms crossed and an annoyed look on your face.
Everyone:
Excluding Lady, go shush to Lady, with your finger pressed to your lips, directly after she says “lazy”.
Lord: Get out of bed you hilding, or begger at my door.
Paris: Woe betide me, sorrow for my soul, fair Juliet dead upon our wedding morn, Never a match better suited for me, than fair Juliet plus three.
Friar: Oh, (hiccup) I’m sorry, i-t-’-s just all flowers.
Say this as if you’re high on a rather specific flower.
Paris: Juliet, Juliet, poor me, frail me, why Juliet? Wh…
Friar: Bosom
Say this in the middle of the last “why” said by Paris.
Everyone:
Excluding the Friar, look down at the Friar
Friar: Um, yes, shall we move the corse to the, ahh, uhh, monument?
Paris: A wedding, what of my wedding? Who shall I be...wed? A match as worthy of the status of Juliet is not easily topped. What of my wedding?
Nurse: Hush, now County, if you wish, perhaps you would like to talk, with me over some wine?
Bat your eyes at the county.
Lady:
Start moving around the room, as if restless and picking up a ring say:
Upon my word, I do believe this to be that young Mercutio’s ring.
Lord: The one related to Escalus?
Lady: The very same, though he never seemed the type to be into women.
Lord: True, True.
Friar: Ha, ha, ha, my cloths are brown!
Everyone:
Excluding the Friar, look at the Friar
Friar: Ah, (clears his throat loudly) perhaps we should, um, take Juliet to the monument?
Lady & Lord:
Grab Juliet by the arms and legs. Exeunt.
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