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10-22-2005, 01:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: El Paso (home of Chico's Tacos and At the Drive-In)
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Jack White and Omar Rodriguez
*Fell In Love With a Girl plays for theme song*
*camera fades in to Omar cooking mexican rice and Jack White cooking brisket*
Omar: Hey jack?
Jack: Yeah Omie.
Omar: Okay seriously dude, shut up with the Omie thing, it makes us look gay.
Jack: Fine jebus, it's just a joke.
Omar: Jokes usually last for about a day, maybe two days if they're funny enough.
Jack: *silent*
Omar: YOU'VE BEEN CALLING ME OMIE SINCE YOU MOVED IN!!!
Jack: *drops spoon in birsket*
Omar: And now you fucked up the brisket.
Jack: NO WAY, I CLEANED THE SPOON, I SWEAR!!!
Omar: Oh okay good. *continues cooking rice*
Jack: I've gotta take a crap. *walks to restroom*
*phone rings and Omar picks it up*
Omar: Hello?
Person on telephone: WAZZZAA!!!????
Omar: Oh hey David Lee Roth.
DLR: Who you calling David??? My name's Diamond Dave motherf**ker!!!
Omar: Riiiiiggggggghhhhhht. So yeah, wadya want?
DLR: Umm, can I borrow some sugar?
Omar: Sure, let me get the sugar and take it to your house.
DLR: Don't worry, I'm already at your house.
Omar: Que que?
*David Lee Roth yells Panama thusly scaring Omar*
Omar: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!?!?!
DLR: I woke up in here in a vomity mess.
*Omar shakes head*
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10-23-2005, 09:02 AM
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Wordsmith
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Back 'home' on Tinian!
Gender: Female
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sorry, but this isn't even close to being a script for either film or tv... there's too much wrong with it for me to go into here, beginning with the lack of slug lines and the inclusion of verboten camera directions... if you'd like to have a proper screenplay format guide, just email me and i'll forward one... along with tips on how to write for the screen, if you want...
hugs, maia
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10-25-2005, 09:27 PM
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Location: El Paso (home of Chico's Tacos and At the Drive-In)
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well i just added u to my contacts list if that's okay, so yeah, ttyl i guess.
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10-26-2005, 06:47 AM
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Wordsmith
Join Date: Sep 2004
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i don't do those instant chat things unless it's an emergency, so it's best to just email me... i did 'accept' your [if you're 'adrian'] messenger list addition that popped up when i went online this morning, though, and am looking forward to hearing from you, but email is the only way i send material...
hugs, m
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01-17-2006, 02:46 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 461
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I don't understand.
What was Omar going to ask Jack?
And
what?
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