Thread: Awful Fiction Competition

this is priscilla my spirit animal sint she pretty?
i got this idea from eggo's thread which is at the link that I just posted where it says ego's thread right there (it's blue)

anyways i think there r some realy good writers out there on this internets and i think it can be fun if we all posted our stories and looked at them and i dont no maby if one of them is the best we can award them an award or somethng lol

anyways this is my story i worded hard on it so dont laff ok and remember its not about if ur the best its only about if u try ur best and speak from ur heart


~*~*~ Keep writing! ~*~*~

peace!

Clancy Ann

here is the starting of my story dont laff ok lol

Azleala and the Dragon

Azleala's head was a perfect oval, framed by flowing amber hair that stuck to her cheeks and forehead like ramen noodles. Also she had two piercing green eyes, one right one and one left one. They were piercing, and green, and they pierced right through ppl like they could see right at ppl's hearts. She could see right through to ur heart and see all the evil that ur thinking right now. Like how you said you would msg that one girl you know when you got home from band practice but you didn't and she waited up all afternoon for you to msg her and when you didn't she didn't she threw herself on her bed and cried like her heart was breaking in two. And Azleala cried too because she understands those stuff and cares for ppl even if you don't.

So anyways the thing about Azleala is that she has a sord and it's long and turgid like a magical bow, and she uses it to vaporize all the evil ppl who make promises they don't keep and just ignore them like they don't even matter. Ppl like her abusive mother and you and that guy from band (the other guy, not you.) Azleala also has a dragon with unicorn wings and they fly together in their dreams to places far far away from school and parents and fat camp and those things can never hurt her because her heart is deep and she understands all the suffering.

that's all i have 4 now i will write more if i feel inspired. In case u cant tell i took the idea for this from my own life and its very special to me so plz NO UNHELPFUL CRITIQES!

~*~*~ Keep writing! ~*~*~

peace out!

Clancy Ann, the full blossom of the evening
(I think this shoudl be my new sudoninym, what do u think?)

Oh yeahz, im feelin teh good vibes from dis here thread. Imo, im feeling like, realy syked about dis, LOL! Clancy FTW and stuffz, ill do a posty later iffs i write bout things.

LOL!

-Like, Brycez uot

Originally Posted by Sniper McGee

Oh yeahz, im feelin teh good vibes from dis here thread. Imo, im feeling like, realy syked about dis, LOL! Clancy FTW and stuffz, ill do a posty later iffs i write bout things.

LOL!

-Like, Brycez uot

omg im so happy u came! i was so worryd over here that no one would read my thread and im over here sweating and pushing "refreshed" over and over lol so hurry up and posr ur story we all want to read it ok!!!

~*~*~ Keep writing! ~*~*~

peace out!

Clancy Ann

how michelle
took gabe
from me
and fucked
a wizard111

muhfuckah

look at mines





there was once this bitch who took money from men.then she was pretty. she was pretty with some stuff and she did heroine and she had bruises and she smiled alot.

i wrote a pom about her today during algebra intro

in this life
you see my strife
with your pecker
i knew you'd deck her
i see my kid
born on the floor
the most beautiful shit
out of a whore
you hurt me so much
because i watched myself seep blood out of myself
and it you fucked my girlfriend
you stupid bastard
i see god
and i see you
it is our love
that makes it true

and then the girl goes on with someone and he gets her preggers and shit. you know, people with blonde hair are mean bastards and they still from you, like that slut michelle that took gabe from me, just because he sells her drugs real cheap. as cheap as her

i wrote a poem about her

i had him first

before your birth

mom, you took him

mom, you left dad and you rooked him
mom your a bitch
mom i hate you i cut myself because of you
it feels so good

...im a beautiful suicide.... long and long... and log...




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Off Topic:

Clancy, you did this shit to a T(ee.) Dr|ytear -- the dumbass picture, the center format, the purple... genius.

The total like end of the world and stuff


Jill was eating. She eats sometimes. Sometimes she doesnt too. I think that Jill is teh totally best thing ever! Shes so like totally my bff! Once, Jill was like “OMG! Theres like a hot boy der!” And she was right!!!11!! And I was like “OMG hes like hot!” And shes like “He is!”

Then Jill was like “what if you talk to him!?!” And I was thinking “Yeah!” but my mouth was not on my side and said “NO way Jill! He’s so hot!” And then he walked into a bathroom. And we were all like “NOOO! He was hot and I saw him and then he walked into a bathroom!”

Well, Jill was eating. Remember when I told you that earlier? You do? OMG that’s so great, we have so much in common! Lets be friends!

But tehn she like took a bite of her sandwich and was started to choke. And I ran away real fast, cuz I didn’t want to see that sort of thing. But jill was all like “AGGHKKKRTGGK” and making the noises from her throat. Then like, I covered my ears with my hands. And guess what? I couldn’t hear the choking noise anymore!

Then like I stopped and like went into the kitchen. OH NOES! Jill was laying there not breathing! I started to like, be sad, but then I realized that I didn’t even like Jill anymore. Cuz she like didn’t make me talk to the boy and stuff.

THE END!

I wish I could put into prose exactly how deft you homo sapiens are when it comes to crafting words into living organisms on the pieces of paper on which you are writing them. Let me proceed to show you youths how a real master of the craft crafts his craft.

"Lord of Night Hawk (c) )2007)
It stormed, which is to say, the rain sloshed hard against the tenement walls of the little puny ,and tiny village that Alejandro lived at.

"Hark," quoted Alejandro gayly. "Look. In the dark night sky filled with stars. A night hawk."

Indeed, the night hawk swooped down upon Alejandro, landing on his arm that Alejandro stretched above his arm into the night sky filled with so many stars that lovers wept at the sight of them. The rain whisked them away to places far away where immortal soulds would never dreamed of going before even.

Alejandro knw it would be a sign. Because it always happened that way. He knew that the nighthawk brought news of his distant lover across the seashore on the other side of the world in a little place those who are more educated than you like to call Romania.

She was a gypsy.

She wore little bracelets all over her delicate, rosy, olive colored, delicate, thin and whistful writsts. Alejandro knew that she sent.

The nite hawk opened it;s beak and inside it was the words of his lover in a languaghe that the people of Romania call birdspeka. Its the language of dragons that fly so high in the sky with theyre wings out stretched against the stars so balck that they balck out the ground with thwir black shadow.

The night hawke was not a dragon at all. Twas a bird, who had flown the oceans over hundred s of miles of perils ous seas.

Twas hungry; Alajadnro decided that it needed to eat something.

He waved his hand and out of thin air popped a sliver of bird meat, which the black stygian gaunt night hark gulped down greedily.

"What news of my lover have you brought to give me on this nacht stave bird of prey you.?" said the Alejandro sleeply.

The NH gave Alehandro his eagles talon, the one that split the sky in half as it cawed m errily above the Caspian sea over on the other side of the world to the left of Romania somewhere.

That's all I have at this present moment in your time. The story will go on to him goig to Rumania to rescue his gypsy damsel out of the lair and the clutches of an evil mage who has cast her into apit in ortder to serve his every whim and needs.

Its not needing your critiquing because it's so clever. and will be rememberd by histroy as being one of the most great works of art ever created by human or humanity in general.,

Oh, people my sides are hurting. And there ,to.

*cracks some nuckles*

THE DAY WHEN TIME STOOD STILL AS THE CLOCK TICKING AND LEAF'S BLOWING ON THE GROUND WERE STILL IN THE WIND

BY ME!

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Acknowledgements

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I used to be a happy child. I went to colledge and won. But before that I went to High school and almost graduated and was held back a couple time's and then I guess they got tired of me and told me to go to the universe campus where I studied tutoring and improved spelling mistakes. This is an automatic biography about my life when I was a happy child. No won will marry me and I think its wrong. That girl at the free clinic said something nice and she I like her alot. And she laughed when I asked her out so that means she likes me when girl's laugh. She offered up asshurance that she was laughed with me and not at me.

[guys... seriously... can't breathe... not cool...]

Off Topic:

Some of the best shit I've read on here.

This was one of the best ideas anyone's had in a long time.

{Wow, I love this. I might just put a link to it my sig it's so great...}

So anyways continuing on with our story from yesterday, the thing about Azleala is that she has a sord that she uses to vaporize evil ppl and omg i already said that whoops!! lol!!!
So anyways one day Azleala is flying through her dreams on the dragon and here come's the vilan hes a sworceror see and hes evil who knows why. hitlar was evil too and the vilan is evil just like him dont question it because if you question evil it gets inside you and infects you like lung cansar.

So anyways the sworceror goes Azleala hahaha i am going to send u 2 fat camp because u r sooo fat bcuz i think u r on the internet so much and eat so many hohos at once and never gets any xersize and now u cant even fit in the estar dress ur grandma made 4 u and if u cant ware it she will be sad and so that is the reason i am sending u to fat camp and also i hate u.

So anyways when Azleala hears that she's like oh no you did not just say that!! i have 8000 freinds on myspace and they loooove me they even said they love this story i can provide it and that provides i am specal just the way i am right now i dont have to change 4 u and she takes her sord and ataks him miteily and ataks and ataks and ataks until the sworceror gives up and says okay okay, i am no one 2 figt with u please dont atak me any more u dont have to wear the dumb old estar dress if u dont want 2 and also u can have pizza again for dinar tonite if u want but if u dont we can go 2 macdonaldes instead.

So anyways Azleala calls her cat over whos names crookskanks after hermoones cat in harry pottar i love harry potar so much btw in case you did not now all my freins now that and if u didnt u must not b my frend lol so anyways crookskanks comes over and hes like whats up and Azleala says can you believe this sworceror???? i have him rite ware i want him and hes trying to buy me with food that means he still thinks im a fatty fatso and will do anything for macdonaldes but ITS NOT TRUE ANYMOAR I HATE U SWORCEROR.

So anyways crookskanks is like did he realy? and Azleala says yup and crookskanks is like to the sworceror well thats trouble my frend u have just crosst the line of no return and now u must pay my friend!! and he bites and bites and bites the sworceror so many times that he turns into a spider which he was in the first place anyway i forgot to tell you he thinks hes all big and smarte but in reals hes just a spider and spiders dont count for nothing let me tell u rite now!!

So anyways crookskanks ate the spider and that was the last day for him i guess you can say!! lol
And I was going to end here but theres more the story of Azleala is going to be a trilogy which means if u liked this there will be much much more i can tell u!! can u stand it??? i have to do some more stories mostly because i forgot to put the dragon in this one! can u believe it? lol i started with the title Azleala and the Dradgon but then i forgot to add the dragon part oh well next time i guess.

THE END

~*~*~ Keep writing! ~*~*~

peace!

Clancy Ann

Oh lots i forget 2 tell u but i think ur story about the night hark is the best so far i think i mean their all good u now but u r the mastar i can clearly see it u remind me of robart jorden a littal and thats a compliment from me!! lol

voodoos pome is a lital scary for me i think and i wanted to showe this story compatation 2 my sistar who is ten but now i cant bcuz vodoo ur story has so many swears and lital children shoudant see it i think oh well good job all of u!

oh and sniper i hate girls like that so much who think they are so special but dont even eat until they die how dumb is that??? lol so i thout ur story was so acurat.

oh and malaganumus im sory but i did not undarstand ur story at all is it really a story even? im sory i didnt get it i must be dumb lol

~*~*~ Keep writing! ~*~*~

peace!

Clancy Ann

Lobo


Ive got a woof. wWell not --akshulley do I akshulley have one but t hier are som that come down to my yeard somtimes. I wisht that I culd hve been razzed by a woof. It wold have ben a fun way to live. I wold be ther boss of a hole bunch of them. I woldent sniff ther buts thogh thoogh ( dont know how to spell ti. So foreget I sed it. All just say I woldent snif ther buts . ok.) So enways Woofs snif otter woofs buts to get to now each otter.. If I was a woof I woldent do it. Itz nastie. I wold be a woof boy anieways, a umen razzed by woofs. Thay culd snif my but if the wantend, but I aant gona do it. I think I wold name me lobo. Fer mayne yers my mom tolled me I was razzed in a barn. Weesh it was woofs tehn I woldent hav to shaave or feid the chikings and I culd hal and skare peepel. No I woldent do thet. I wold say be kind in woof tok and they wold mind me cos I am ther boss. Well by. Ths is mi storie. Itz not frickshon. It is the trooht(trooth)

The end.