Thread: 50 word comedy

In 50 words or less, write an original humeorous piece of writing. Make me laugh. I will give 1st 2nd and 3rd places to whoever makes me laugh the most.

God, I'm bored.

She went by the name, “The Little Wonder.” She was four feet tall and claimed to see the future.

The police raided the Little Wonder’s Psychic Interpretation Center and she was arrested and sent to prison. On the way to jail, she escaped!

The headlines read: SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

"It's called a football! Use your hands!"
Does that sound right? Football, in almost every other country is what Americans call soccer, and the following list is why.
Soccer=Man's sport
Ball=woman
kicking the ball=pushing her away
Chasing the ball=wanting her back
Stealing the ball=Taking her away from another man
Goal=scoring!

lol. Funny.

Vango- that was pretty funny. I had to re-read it a couple of times, but nicely done.

Sanctuary- I liked your use of comparisons. It makes me proud to be an American. Funny stuff.

When more people post I'll announce the 3 who I think did the best.

Got another one.

FIRST DATE

Richard Jenkins, CPA, was finally out on a date and making out pretty heavy.

While kissing, the girl dropped her hand to rest gently on his thigh. “Ooh Dick,” she purred.

“No, that’s just my change holder.”

She quickly yanked her hand up. “I meant, ‘Ooh Richard.’”

Sprinting for the nearest dark alley, Tom removed his mask. Dropping to his knees, he dumped the contents of his bag.

$32.12 lay before his eyes. Tom realized he had made a mistake.

The robbery was quick and clean, but his location was poorly chosen.

Dollar General.

Vango- Hilarious. I laughed aloud actually. And I got it the first time through, which made it more enjoyable. I would hate to be that guy.

Mortar- Yours was funny, but I must admit, I think the same scene could have been written funnier. But good job.

Anyone else?

When the Little Wonder was recaptured, she had to appear before a judge.

The judge said, "I'm going to set your bail at $5000.00."

The four foot tall medium replied, "$5000.00! Your Honor, I'm a little short. . ."

"A little! You're a freakin' midget!"



Apologies to any short people out there.

Tom thought his family were out so he seized his opportunity...

He ran to his sister's room excitedly. He started tearing clothes off and selected the hottest underwear he saw.
His parents were, however, in the hall.
The door was open.

That's when they caught him playing with Barbies.


50 exactly I think?
Sorry if it isn't funny!

“Forgive me father for I have sinned.” The Man looked half awake. “I got drunk and slept with my friend's woman.”


“Dude!” His friend replied in angry tone, “I heard you, and.. That's a heater vent you're talking to!”


The man looked crestfallen but replied, “God is in all things.”