Thread: The Dialogue Contest

I'm not sure what the prize is, but see if you can't come up with some dialogue for the photographers in the background of this picture:

"Well, it's now called a Fartsby..."

Russell

Honey... is someone ELSE taking a picture of us taking pictures of the Frisbee players? Wow! We must all have way too much money, free time, and cameras!

"It's my photo, I saw it first!"

"No you didn't! I saw it before you. It's my photo!"

"Don't lie! I saw it 5 minutes ago and have just been waiting for it to happen again."

"Well I first saw it 1/2 an hour ago, so there! You may as well put your camera away anyway as you've got totally the wrong angle for it!"

"What the hell are you blithering on about? If I've got the wrong angle then your angle is about as wrong as any photographer ever has ever got it!"

"Oh shut up!"

"Shut up yourself."

"Shut up yourself!" Spoken in the most annoying, sarcastic voice possible.

"No you shut up!"

"No you shut up."

"No you shut up."

"No you shut up."

and on, and on, and on...

"I'm putting this on my myspace."

"That's so what I was thinking!"

Girl: wow! look at those asses.
Guy (in his head): look at those asses.

Ooh! Ooh! This sand is Hot!!!

"Fred, don't pee here or people will know that we're the half-men, half-dogs that escaped from the research facility last week."
"Act natural. Maybe they won't notice the bite marks all over the frisbee."

"Ha, ha, ha, what the hell are those two guys doing," he says this cracking up.

"I think they're trying to play frisbee."

"You think?"

"I guess, I'm going to fetch the camara, I have a feeling there going to do something stupid."

"Yeah, hurry up."

"Got it."

"Hey, hey. Look at that crap." cracking up.

"Got it, ha, ha, ha, ha. Damn idiots."

"David! I was trying to take a picture of Jimmy with his frisbee, but those dancers stole it! Go get them to give it back."

"Just a minute, these guys are good!"

“What exactly are they doing?”
“I don‘t know, but whatever it is I‘m sure I can put it on the internet and call it kinky porn!”
“Honey, I don‘t think a Frisbee constitutes as a sex toy…”
“Then what are you taking pictures for?”
“Personal viewing pleasure.”
“I don‘t get you…”
"Well I don't get this pathetic excuse for dialouge. Just tape your porn and be quiet!"

Photographer 1: The ocean is beautiful today.
Photographer 2: Oh God, isn't it? Just look at the sun on those waves...

"THIS WAS SO MUCH EASIER IN THE HOTEL BEDROOM."

Photographer 1: God, see the guy in the red shorts?
Photographer 2: Yea... what about him?
Photographer 1: Look at that stamina *click* and balance.. oh god I sound hard up don't I? No, don't answer that!
Photographer 2: You must have a real good eye for those sorts of things.
Photographer 1: Haha, let's just say I got an upclose look earlier.
Photographer 2: Is that why you took so long in the bathroom?
Photographer 1: ....... don't look at me like that. I haven't had sex since David left me for that lesbian turned Jewish happy homemaker.
Photographer 2: Just please don't marry into my family.
Photographer 1: What did you just say...
Photographer 2: The guy with "stamina" is my stepbrother Stephen. I was going to introduce you two tonight at church, but it looks like you've already been aquainted *cough*.

"This is stupid! Why don't we just get off the sand?"

"Nah, bro! I saw those tiny lizards on the discovery channel doing it to cool their feet off. Besides, the chicks dig it!"

"You're an idiot..."

"No. I'm a naturalist, bro. A naturalist..."