Thread: Breakdown the tv ad. What are you trying to tell us?

For example:

Scott toilet paper is really soft for your ass. When you go to the bathroom not only will this perfumed roll of toilet paper clean up the shit it will also leave your ass smelling really really good.

I'm so happy for you. I'll try one. John West Red Salmon is caught by proffesional bear wrestlers, so don't try this at home.

Domestos toilet cleaner kills all known germs so you won't need to clean the bowl with your tongue anymore

Kelloggs pop tarts-Now there are even more reasons for taking a trip to the bathroom

Getting a bit carried away now!

The army needs you- have your life taken over by a bunch of amoebic fraggle-goons

Oatmeal crunch- you won't like it so why waste the time and money going and getting it? Moral: reverse psychology never works.

DeBeers Diamonds: Render her Speechless
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DeBeers Diamonds: These'll shut her up


heh...I stole that from Ron White, but it fits.
-JAKE

DeBeers Diamonds: Render her Speechless
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DeBeers Diamonds: These'll shut her up


heh...I stole that from Ron White, but it fits.
-JAKE